SINGLES AUCTION SIGN-UP

[areafive]

SINGLES AUCTION SIGN-UP

Okay, in case you missed Eric's announcement, he is having a Singles Auction on February 10th. Obviously, to have an auction, there needs to be people to auction off. It's for charity, after all.

Characters don't have to volunteer themselves. Other people can sign up unwilling characters-- as long as they can find some way to get them there. Eric's not your personal army or overseer to get them to show up.

If you want to sign up a character, just fill out the form below:

<b>character name:</b> <b>age:</b> <b>brief description:</b> This is a self description (or a description by another character). Poor descriptions will be... improved by Eric or Knock Out. They won't necessarily be true. <b>skills:</b> what're they good at? A poor list will also be improved. :] <b>volunteer?</b> Y/N. If not, how are they getting to the auction and who is signing them up?

Please post the Character name in the Subject line as well.

Comments

[notyourchauffeur]

character name: Skyfire
age: Around nine-million.
brief description: "I'm a scientist. Cybertronian scientist. I'm told I'm very nice?"
skills: Science. Cooking.
volunteer? Y

character name: Thane Krios
age: 39
brief description: "A dark and mysterious ex-assassin who's calm, well put-together, easygoing and handsome. Extremely handsome. With a great aft butt body to boot."
skills: Meditating, looking cool, punching tables
volunteer? N, Skyfire is signing him up and making him go.

[coffinupsupes]

character name: Sookie Stackhouse
age: 27
brief description: Depends on what Eric puts. "BLOND AND BODACIOUS TELEPATH" idk idk idk
skills: readin yo mind, sleuthing, cooking, hosting, excellent throwing arm.
volunteer? NNN. Showing up at the auction out of curiosity. Eric is signing her up without her say-so because he's rad like that.

[lithp]

character name: Michael Altman
age: old fart
brief description: "I'm old and boring date me anyway because I am woeful forever about being so loveless and alone"
skills: digging shit up, getting kidnapped
volunteer? N. Sollux, and if Altman needs to be tricked into going he'll fake a message as Aradia to lure him over

Toby Daye

[notthatbuffy]

character name: Toby Daye
age: early 30s? (actually she's in her 50s, but she doesn't look it)
brief description: Toby is an intelligent woman, a gritty PI with a heart of gold! With her striking features and witty sense of humor, anyone lucky enough to win the bidding on this dame'll be in for the night of their lives!
skills: snarky humor, mystery solving, making coffee strong enough to knock you on your ass.
volunteer? N, signed up by Buffy Meissonier (please don't tell her...)

[apothanasia]

character name: Tria
age: ~35
brief description: [Tria is leaving this section blank since she has no idea how to describe herself.]
skills: Cooking and baking. Mediating. Counseling.
volunteer? Y.

Harry Dresden

[balancetheblood]

character name: Harry Dresden
age: No Longer Jailbait
brief description: Professional wilderness man Harry Dresden has become adept at living in the wilds of Sacrosanct's forests. This handsome bear has on occasion been mistaken for Sasquatch, but those ladies or gentlemen who appreciate some hair on a man's chest will be pleased with their win, should they bid on him.
skills: Communing with nature, creating all-natural deodorizers, killing and butchering his own meat, causing ladies to swoon in a 30 yard radius of his rugged good looks.
volunteer? No, going to be coerced by the woman signing him up, Toby Daye.

The Handmaid

[arisen]

character name: The Handmaid
age: ETERNAL looks like she's in her early 20's???
brief description: According to Aradia: shes misunderstood and i think pretty lonely
(dont be afraid of her even if she is kind of scary ok)
skills: killing
causing chaos
serving death
violence

loyalty
volunteer? N. Aradia will find a way to get her there.

[heygotaminute]

character name: Kasumi Goto
age: 30s
brief description:Beautiful Japanese Space Ninja. (seriously. She wrote that.)
skills: Art appreciation, acquisitions, problem solving, information gathering.
volunteer? Yup.

[notjelly]

character name: Camille
age: approx. 40
brief description: Super incredibly sexy and talented shapeshifting teabitch of awesome
skills: EVERYTHING especially baking and giving advice
volunteer? Y

[taggingcode]

character name: Lily
age: 2 (looks 15)
brief description: Decryption program! :-)
skills: codes and art ;-)
volunteer? Y. she's here for science

[notjelly]

character name: Signless
age: twenties equivalent
brief description: Overly humble adult troll with cute little horns
skills: being nice and giving advice!
volunteer? N, Camille will be luring him with the promise of cookies

[originaljoe]

character name: Jin Tian
age: Several million(looks 17)
brief description: Young guy who spends way too much time studying the rift. Can take out a robot surprisingly quick though.
skills: Destroying large robots, studying rifts, being awkward.
volunteer? N, Joe is going to metaphorically, perhaps literally, drag him there.

Joe

[originaljoe]

character name: Joe
age: Mid 20s
brief description: Freedom fighter. Loves a good drink. Took down robots and punks all the time back home.
skills: Can handle his liquor, ride a motorcycle, destroy robots, and sing.
volunteer? Y

[knowsjulesverne]

character name: Carolina
age: Mid-late 20s
brief description: Pretty cool. Likes jumping off things.
skills: The aforementioned jumping off of things. Tells good stories. Cliff climbing.
volunteer? N - Sam Flynn is signing her up and (possibly) dropping her off too? :|9

Nightwing

[acrobatical]

character name: Nightwing
age: 24
brief description: "Bludhaven's own vigilante, he's a prime specimen of physical form and flexibility. Masked intrigue comes standard with this model."

skills: Acrobatics, hand-to-hand combat, sharp wit, and looks fine in a form-fighting outfit.

volunteer? Y

Carson Beckett

[atadiscoverer]

character name: Dr. Carson Beckett
age: 35
brief description: I'm a doctor from Scotland, been told that I'm sweet and kind. I suppose those are good qualities.
skills: Medicine, Surgery, Fishing, can read/write Ancient/Lantean/Alteran, can speak/read/write Scottish Gaelic
volunteer? Y

Gem

[survivethesiren]

character name: Gem
age: ....a lot of cycles.
brief description: A Siren by coding, beautiful by design. The singular owner of the End of Line, best bar/club on the station.
skills: Healing the mentally troubled, dealing with difficult Programs and Users. Quite good at...persuading people to see a certain point of view.
volunteer? Yes. She's testing a theory.

TARDIS

[survivethesiren]

character name: Tardis
age: How the hell should I know?
brief description: One very annoying ship. Who thinks she is much smarter than she is.
skills: Being annoying. Not knowing how to keep her mouth shut.
volunteer? N. Gem is singing her up. And somehow getting here there--thats TBD.

Megaman(Protoverse)

[originaljoe]

character name: Megaman
age: Mentally an adult I guess? He's a robot.
brief description: Youngest of the Light family who can definitely kick some ass. Hot blooded and has a taste for sweets.
skills: Fighting. Destroying robots. Being excited over weapons.
volunteer? N. Joe is signing him up too.

[puppetfetishist]

character name: bro strider
age: 30
brief description: pansexual (fuck you hussie!!!) jerkass with a heart of gold and some weird fetishes
skills: puppetry, some hacking skillz, robotics, MAD RAP SKILLS, ninja-ing
volunteer? Y

Agent Washington(Noting this is the AU one, not canon)

[edgeoflucidity]

character name: Agent Washington
age: Late twenties
brief description: "Brown hair and brown eyes. A bit of an awkward idiot at times, but he needs to meet people. He's too antisocial."
skills: combat, making a fool of himself
volunteer? No. Epsilon is making him do it though. AKA if he didn't do it, Epsi would take over and probably embarrass him further.

max guevara }

[im_apimp]

character name: Max Guevara
age: 20
brief description: Hot and knows it, tall with long dark hair and dark eyes. A bit of an attitude, but it works for her.
skills: Good at a little bit of everything.
volunteer? Nope. Signed up by Alec and he is expecting retribution.

alec mcdowell

[revvedup]

character name: Alec McDowell
age: 21
brief description: Six feet, blonde, green eyes, pain in the ass snarky. Good sense of humor (at least he thinks so).
skills: Little bit of everything.
volunteer? No, this is revenge for Alec signing her up.

[fuckinghubble]

character name: Samus Aran
age: Early 20s
brief description: Voluptuous blonde bounty hunter who, despite her cold exterior, thoroughly enjoys romance novels, Vivaldi, and long walks on the beach.
skills: She can contort into a one-meter ball. She must fuck like a tiger.
volunteer? Raimi be trolling her, man. He be trolling.

steve rogers

[ex_ironhearted402]

character name: Steve Rogers
age: Ninety-something (it's okay ladies I'm well preserved)
brief description: A thick, luscious head of blonde hair, baby blue eyes that say 'will you take me home tonight?', soft candy lips and a body that would make Adonis weep. You know that song 'Your Body is a Wonderland?' It was written about me.
skills: being earnest, typing ropes, opening pickle jars, helping old ladies across the street, helping old ladies with anything they desire (hinthinthint)
volunteer? n, Tony's signing him up and dragging him out.