Apparently, muns named Red are not comfortable somewhere until one of their characters is of the large, alien, metal variety. So, without further ado...

Hello ladies gentlemen.
Look at your car, now back to me. Now back at your car.
Now back to me.
Sadly, it isn't me.
But if your car was a narcssistic alien robot from the planet Cybertron...
It still wouldn't be me.Yes, this is Sideswipe, from the Transformers movies. He's from the middle of
Dark of the Moon, right before
I ragequit the movie all the bad shit goes down. He is completely insufferable, self-centered, and has wheels for feet.
PS. This is Red, who also plays Garrus Vakarian, and I can be found on AIM @ thisismyomnitool the end.