+1 Giant Alien Robot

[stabbywheelfeet]

Apparently, muns named Red are not comfortable somewhere until one of their characters is of the large, alien, metal variety. So, without further ado...



Hello ladies gentlemen.
Look at your car, now back to me. Now back at your car.
Now back to me.

Sadly, it isn't me.
But if your car was a narcssistic alien robot from the planet Cybertron...
It still wouldn't be me.


Yes, this is Sideswipe, from the Transformers movies. He's from the middle of Dark of the Moon, right before I ragequit the movie all the bad shit goes down. He is completely insufferable, self-centered, and has wheels for feet.


PS. This is Red, who also plays Garrus Vakarian, and I can be found on AIM @ thisismyomnitool the end.

Comments

[knightofdarkness]

GET IN MY CR YOU ROBOT PERSON YOU

[stabbywheelfeet]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE

EXCEPT THAT YOU'RE MINDY

[knightofdarkness]

i'm a robot

hi

[stabbywheelfeet]

yes. yes you are.

hi :3

[knightofdarkness]

SRSLY THOUGH i could ramble about nemvoy if you wanted but tl;dr:

clone of a prime tortured in to unicronian somewhat redeemed in to being CRAZY JAPAN FREAKY CANON and now just. basically. grumpy not-prime on the station.

I look forwards to throwing him at Sideswipe.

[stabbywheelfeet]

... Goddammit all Primes other than Optimus are batshit aren't they.

I'm looking at you, Sentinel you fuckwit

[knightofdarkness]

Just wait until he reverts in to Nemesis Prime.

ANYONE FOR A HERALD.

[stabbywheelfeet]

...





I SHOULD GO.

[knightofdarkness]

no stay

it's time to party B)

[stabbywheelfeet]

I don't think I like where this party's going.

[noparachutes]

YES

[stabbywheelfeet]

Hi Corny :3

[tooscience]

SOON

[stabbywheelfeet]

DSHFK;DSJDKSDS THAT ICON I CAN'T

[tooscience]

only the cute icons for you ♥ and this one for the kept keywords

[stabbywheelfeet]

sdfk;sd

I look forward to this even if he does not

[tooscience]

i am so excited for this. and i haven't even written his app yet

stupid sexy mammal robot autobot

[stabbywheelfeet]

I missed you too, you crazy reptile you <3

[cliffjumper]

8D ROBOTS.

hi Red.

And put the poker away, Sideswipe.

[stabbywheelfeet]

NO IT'S PRETTY.

LIKE ME.

[cliffjumper]

... KIND OF, YES!

now put the poker away before you puncture someone's wheel!

[stabbywheelfeet]

oh ho so you think I'm pretty

[cliffjumper]

...

no. 8|

[stabbywheelfeet]

you think I'm gorgeous

you think I'm sexy

you want to date me



the irony of writing that with this PB is staggering

[cliffjumper]

Sideswipe.

shut. up.

It's unfortunately lost on me. :'D

[stabbywheelfeet]

No never.


most of his human icons are from a movie where a girl says those lines to his character |D

[cliffjumper]

please shut up. :|

You're not as pretty as you think you are!

Hahaha, I see! xD

[stabbywheelfeet]

You're just jealous of my butt.

[cliffjumper]

... what.

No, I can fraggin' well assure you I ain't jealous of your... butt. >(

[stabbywheelfeet]

How about my hips

I got hips that don't quit

[cliffjumper]

... maybe.

The wheels at the end of 'em are nice, either way.

[stabbywheelfeet]

oh babe you like my wheels huh?

[cliffjumper]

shut up don't say it like that. 8|

[stabbywheelfeet]

It's okay. You can look.

Maybe I'll even let you touch.

[cliffjumper]

NO. I'll just go over here an' we'll pretend I never said anything!

[stabbywheelfeet]

[cliffjumper]

[namesnotprowl]

I'M SURE THESE TWO WILL GET ALONG GREA- oh wait no they won't.

And Barricade will never tell him the end of the movie. Ever.

[stabbywheelfeet]

no

no they won't

Because this is what will happen:

[namesnotprowl]

'Cade is pretty sure his Auto-bros will object to this

well

one of them will at least

[stabbywheelfeet]

... Sideswipe would... probably not care.

He's a bit.

Egocentric like that. :|

[allaloneagain]

Who are you and what are you doing in my game?

~translates into~

OMFG, HI RED, I NEVER PLAY WITH YOU EXCEPT I TOTALLY DO!!

~translates into~

S'up, Red. This is Alma and here I play Zhaneel, Harley Quinn and Eponine Thenardier. I knew Garrus was here, but I need to make a point of tagging all your characters. ALL OF THEM.

[stabbywheelfeet]

ALMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HI :3