SHODANCE PARTY VOLUME 2 - DUBSTEP STUPID STATEMENT DANCE REMIX

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

OKAY HELLO SACROSANCT

this is actually not a station-wide plot and is only affecting a small number of people who all signed up in advance, but A WIDE HEADS UP IS REQUIRED As it will affect your CR, probably.

SHODAN was up until today stuck as a frankenturret because of the species swap event! But she convinced Jade that HEY take me through a teleporter and like a MAGICAL FROG KISS she is now a PRETTY LADY again

She will be then convincing Jade that the BEST way to solve her boy-problems is by turning them into robots and connecting them into a hivemind. By which we mean not so much convincing her as tricking her into enabling this hideousness.

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE GETTING KIDNAPPED OVER THE COURSE OF THIS WEEK:

- Jade
- Pink Dave
- Orange Dave
- Jack Noir
- Eridan Ampora
- John Egbert
- Kanaya Maryam
- Protoman

First, these people will be hooked up into a hivemind much like the original SHODANce party event. It won't be as strong though, and it WILL be very chaotic. Second, they're all getting FUN TIMES IMPLANTS, as detailed here:

HURR THIS POST

THE THING IS! This time the implants CANNOT BE PERMANENT There are two ways you get your stuff removed: either they vanish via teleporter (as with the species swap event) OR... drones will detain you in the hospital and take them out, whether you like them or not. Hypatia Mad.

- Vriska Serket
- Roheze Lelende
- Karkat Vantas
- Sollux Captor
- Terezi Pyrope
- Camille/Sober Gamzee?
- Motoko (Movieverse)
- Elanor Lamb
- Kimiko

I actually think it looks like I could use a few more rescuers/kick-in-the-door-ers, so I'm opening up THREE MORE SLOTS for this. I'd... prefer no more hamsteak folk (well, Dave can come just because his CR is so directly affected here). ERRYBODY IN I believe Vriska and Pink Dave have dibs on actually murderfying SHODAN, but the other people will need help getting de-brainwashed.

Kidnappings can occur throughout the week, but actual OH LOOK, PEOPLE ARE BRAINWASHED AND CRAZY AGAIN will start FRIDAY and end SUNDAY.

KVESTIONS/COMMENTS/ETC? Again, this was meant to be a bit of a smaller deal than last time's nearly station wide kaboom, hence the decidedly hamsteaky flavor (Unintentional on my part I swear :|a )

Comments

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

SWEET, DIBS ON MURDER o99 99 99

And Pantsless can probably get a cybernetic arm too 'cause it's not permanent and I'm just a huge jerk.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

PANTSLESS CAN HAVE THE KILLING BLOW AS LONG AS VRISKA GETS TO DO SOME LIMB-BREAKING FIRST K

In fact she might be slightly annoyed that SHODAN dies at all

Gdit you guys
We were supposed to keep her alive and crippled and useless and in constant pain forever
BIGGER PICTURE, GEEZ

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

MAN THAT IS A GOOD POINT TINK
she needs to learn a lesson 8I

Maybe Vriska can break some limbs, chuck her through a teleporter, and THEN they are free to get on with the murder. Cause she needs to remember some of it.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Fine with this if Teal is! Alternatively they can just get ~carried away~ and kill her by accident. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH THESE HUMANS, THEY BLEED OUT SO FAST OMG ::::T

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOOD TO GO

Tink we will make beautiful bloody vengeance together. Go Team Questionable Morals!

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

8(

8( 8( 8(

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Shh shh

The murderails are talking, sweetie

Go play somewhere dangerous fun ok

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

NO

EVEN KILLING DANGEROUS LADIES IS WRONG 8(

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you

Too busy dancing over her corpse

~IT'S A SPACERAVE~

[autodidacticrobogirl]

JADE YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND YOU ARE CORRECT IN THIS, BUT SERIOUSLY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

BUT

8( i thought she was nice ok

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

I am 100% ok with this. Hell, chop off a few limbs.