SHODANCE PARTY VOLUME 2 - DUBSTEP STUPID STATEMENT DANCE REMIX

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

OKAY HELLO SACROSANCT

this is actually not a station-wide plot and is only affecting a small number of people who all signed up in advance, but A WIDE HEADS UP IS REQUIRED As it will affect your CR, probably.

SHODAN was up until today stuck as a frankenturret because of the species swap event! But she convinced Jade that HEY take me through a teleporter and like a MAGICAL FROG KISS she is now a PRETTY LADY again

She will be then convincing Jade that the BEST way to solve her boy-problems is by turning them into robots and connecting them into a hivemind. By which we mean not so much convincing her as tricking her into enabling this hideousness.

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE GETTING KIDNAPPED OVER THE COURSE OF THIS WEEK:

- Jade
- Pink Dave
- Orange Dave
- Jack Noir
- Eridan Ampora
- John Egbert
- Kanaya Maryam
- Protoman

First, these people will be hooked up into a hivemind much like the original SHODANce party event. It won't be as strong though, and it WILL be very chaotic. Second, they're all getting FUN TIMES IMPLANTS, as detailed here:

HURR THIS POST

THE THING IS! This time the implants CANNOT BE PERMANENT There are two ways you get your stuff removed: either they vanish via teleporter (as with the species swap event) OR... drones will detain you in the hospital and take them out, whether you like them or not. Hypatia Mad.

- Vriska Serket
- Roheze Lelende
- Karkat Vantas
- Sollux Captor
- Terezi Pyrope
- Camille/Sober Gamzee?
- Motoko (Movieverse)
- Elanor Lamb
- Kimiko

I actually think it looks like I could use a few more rescuers/kick-in-the-door-ers, so I'm opening up THREE MORE SLOTS for this. I'd... prefer no more hamsteak folk (well, Dave can come just because his CR is so directly affected here). ERRYBODY IN I believe Vriska and Pink Dave have dibs on actually murderfying SHODAN, but the other people will need help getting de-brainwashed.

Kidnappings can occur throughout the week, but actual OH LOOK, PEOPLE ARE BRAINWASHED AND CRAZY AGAIN will start FRIDAY and end SUNDAY.

KVESTIONS/COMMENTS/ETC? Again, this was meant to be a bit of a smaller deal than last time's nearly station wide kaboom, hence the decidedly hamsteaky flavor (Unintentional on my part I swear :|a )

Comments

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

jade would just like to say she's sorry ;o;

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Vriska would just like to say she's way better than this stupid boring pointless girl jegus fuck check her out messing everything up again oh my god what is this unbelievable bullshit seriously you guys she is SO LAME

[featheryasshole]

Orange Dave would like to say SHUT THE FUCK UP VRISKA

[electroniccrane.livejournal.com]

Rescuing children from crazy AIs is actually part of the Major's job description.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Oh good, it's someone else's turn to deal with this problem.

:P

[theuserabides]

Movie-verse is the only one whose canon doesn't have the creepy brainwashing school. She's overdue.

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

awesome you are all in

[theuserabides]

Hold still, I'mma hack you.

Or shoot you.

Either way.

I'm not particular.

If the hamsteak kids want to do the actual ass-kicking, the Major (and probably Kim; I am preemptively volunteering her and Mica can just DWI) can do the hacking and steal control of all the drones and cameras and stuff.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

ERIDAN, YOU FUCKWIT. I'M COMING TO RESCUE YOUR ASS.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Hey

You know who predicted he would do something stupid
YOU WANNA KNOW WHO

THIS FUCKING CHICK RIGHT THERE FUCK HERE

OH WAIT YOU CAN'T TELL HER BECAUSE SHE IS HIVEMINDED AND TOO BUSY HAVING PANIC ATTACKS FROM HER OWN ROBOT PARTS

GOOD JOB
CONTROLLING YOUR MOIRAIL THERE

nice one Gamz

niceone

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

YEAH, BECAUSE I'M TOTALLY PSYCHIC AND CAN TELL WHEN SOMEONE'S GONNA BE KIDNAPPED.

REMIND ME TO KEEP HIM FASTENED TO MY ARM AT ALL TIMES.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

SWEET, DIBS ON MURDER o99 99 99

And Pantsless can probably get a cybernetic arm too 'cause it's not permanent and I'm just a huge jerk.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

PANTSLESS CAN HAVE THE KILLING BLOW AS LONG AS VRISKA GETS TO DO SOME LIMB-BREAKING FIRST K

In fact she might be slightly annoyed that SHODAN dies at all

Gdit you guys
We were supposed to keep her alive and crippled and useless and in constant pain forever
BIGGER PICTURE, GEEZ

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

MAN THAT IS A GOOD POINT TINK
she needs to learn a lesson 8I

Maybe Vriska can break some limbs, chuck her through a teleporter, and THEN they are free to get on with the murder. Cause she needs to remember some of it.

[notyourutopian]

Can I volunteer Eleanor to do some door-kicking-in?

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE

[autodidacticrobogirl]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

Protoman is Kim's robot now. She will have to come murder some dudes to save him— besides, Jade is her friend! Do you know how many dead friends Kim has? So many.

Can she be on the savior roster?

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

AND

YOU ARE THE LAST ONE YAY

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Can I volunteer HAL to pick up the itty bitty pieces of SHODAN's fragile ego after this is over?

ALSO GOD SHODAN EVERY THRUSDAY

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

AWWWW HAL

GO AHEAD BB

she'll probably just yell at you

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

beat up every robots

basically, if i am not reenacting confrontation from les mis during this plot, i am rping wrong.

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

karkat eh beats up robutts and dosnt afraid of anything

[notjelly]

in b4 karkat is petite cosette

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

So both of Joe's roommates are being taken? Well, since it seems both Eridan and Protoman are spoken for so Joe will . . . help I guess? I just realized . . . I'm not sure what to do with him really, but this sort of thing is the bread and butter for a robophobe like Joe.

[notjelly]

SO I'm still not sure if throwing Gamz or Camille is okay since. It's been kinda shitty IRL lately and I haven't gotten around to contacting rescuers.

So.

Is that okay guys? Camille can eat things (literally) and Gamz will probably just do whatever Karkat tells him to do, so.