http://machine-god.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityooc2011-06-20 10:30 pm

SHODANCE PARTY VOLUME 2 - DUBSTEP STUPID STATEMENT DANCE REMIX

OKAY HELLO SACROSANCT

this is actually not a station-wide plot and is only affecting a small number of people who all signed up in advance, but A WIDE HEADS UP IS REQUIRED As it will affect your CR, probably.

SHODAN was up until today stuck as a frankenturret because of the species swap event! But she convinced Jade that HEY take me through a teleporter and like a MAGICAL FROG KISS she is now a PRETTY LADY again

She will be then convincing Jade that the BEST way to solve her boy-problems is by turning them into robots and connecting them into a hivemind. By which we mean not so much convincing her as tricking her into enabling this hideousness.

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE GETTING KIDNAPPED OVER THE COURSE OF THIS WEEK:

- Jade
- Pink Dave
- Orange Dave
- Jack Noir
- Eridan Ampora
- John Egbert
- Kanaya Maryam
- Protoman

First, these people will be hooked up into a hivemind much like the original SHODANce party event. It won't be as strong though, and it WILL be very chaotic. Second, they're all getting FUN TIMES IMPLANTS, as detailed here:

HURR THIS POST

THE THING IS! This time the implants CANNOT BE PERMANENT There are two ways you get your stuff removed: either they vanish via teleporter (as with the species swap event) OR... drones will detain you in the hospital and take them out, whether you like them or not. Hypatia Mad.

- Vriska Serket
- Roheze Lelende
- Karkat Vantas
- Sollux Captor
- Terezi Pyrope
- Camille/Sober Gamzee?
- Motoko (Movieverse)
- Elanor Lamb
- Kimiko

I actually think it looks like I could use a few more rescuers/kick-in-the-door-ers, so I'm opening up THREE MORE SLOTS for this. I'd... prefer no more hamsteak folk (well, Dave can come just because his CR is so directly affected here). ERRYBODY IN I believe Vriska and Pink Dave have dibs on actually murderfying SHODAN, but the other people will need help getting de-brainwashed.

Kidnappings can occur throughout the week, but actual OH LOOK, PEOPLE ARE BRAINWASHED AND CRAZY AGAIN will start FRIDAY and end SUNDAY.

KVESTIONS/COMMENTS/ETC? Again, this was meant to be a bit of a smaller deal than last time's nearly station wide kaboom, hence the decidedly hamsteaky flavor (Unintentional on my part I swear :|a )

[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
jade would just like to say she's sorry ;o;

[identity profile] electroniccrane.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Rescuing children from crazy AIs is actually part of the Major's job description.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Vriska would just like to say she's way better than this stupid boring pointless girl jegus fuck check her out messing everything up again oh my god what is this unbelievable bullshit seriously you guys she is SO LAME
featheryasshole: (gog dammit)

[personal profile] featheryasshole 2011-06-21 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
Orange Dave would like to say SHUT THE FUCK UP VRISKA

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
Vriska would like to respond to this but she is too busy being snatched by the teleporters and getting shown permafatal stabs in an alternate universe

 

 

lol

[identity profile] feartheclown.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
ERIDAN, YOU FUCKWIT. I'M COMING TO RESCUE YOUR ASS.

[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
;u; MY HERO~~~~

[identity profile] tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
SWEET, DIBS ON MURDER o99 99 99

And Pantsless can probably get a cybernetic arm too 'cause it's not permanent and I'm just a huge jerk.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
PANTSLESS CAN HAVE THE KILLING BLOW AS LONG AS VRISKA GETS TO DO SOME LIMB-BREAKING FIRST K

In fact she might be slightly annoyed that SHODAN dies at all

Gdit you guys
We were supposed to keep her alive and crippled and useless and in constant pain forever
BIGGER PICTURE, GEEZ
Edited 2011-06-21 14:55 (UTC)

[identity profile] tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
MAN THAT IS A GOOD POINT TINK
she needs to learn a lesson 8I

Maybe Vriska can break some limbs, chuck her through a teleporter, and THEN they are free to get on with the murder. Cause she needs to remember some of it.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine with this if Teal is! Alternatively they can just get ~carried away~ and kill her by accident. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH THESE HUMANS, THEY BLEED OUT SO FAST OMG ::::T

[identity profile] teal-deer.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I am 100% ok with this. Hell, chop off a few limbs.

[identity profile] tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOOD TO GO

Tink we will make beautiful bloody vengeance together. Go Team Questionable Morals!
notyourutopian: (Stabbing 1)

[personal profile] notyourutopian 2011-06-21 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I volunteer Eleanor to do some door-kicking-in?

[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
8(

8( 8( 8(

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Shh shh

The murderails are talking, sweetie

Go play somewhere dangerous fun ok

[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
NO

EVEN KILLING DANGEROUS LADIES IS WRONG 8(

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, I can't hear you

Too busy dancing over her corpse

~IT'S A SPACERAVE~
autodidacticrobogirl: (the most skeptical scrutiny)

[personal profile] autodidacticrobogirl 2011-06-21 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

Protoman is Kim's robot now. She will have to come murder some dudes to save him— besides, Jade is her friend! Do you know how many dead friends Kim has? So many.

Can she be on the savior roster?

[identity profile] standaloneshell.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh good, it's someone else's turn to deal with this problem.

:P

[identity profile] mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey

You know who predicted he would do something stupid
YOU WANNA KNOW WHO

THIS FUCKING CHICK RIGHT THERE FUCK HERE

OH WAIT YOU CAN'T TELL HER BECAUSE SHE IS HIVEMINDED AND TOO BUSY HAVING PANIC ATTACKS FROM HER OWN ROBOT PARTS

GOOD JOB
CONTROLLING YOUR MOIRAIL THERE

nice one Gamz

niceone

[identity profile] mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I volunteer HAL to pick up the itty bitty pieces of SHODAN's fragile ego after this is over?

ALSO GOD SHODAN EVERY THRUSDAY
Edited 2011-06-21 20:19 (UTC)

[identity profile] selfkismesis.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
beat up every robots

basically, if i am not reenacting confrontation from les mis during this plot, i am rping wrong.

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