UPCOMING OPEN LOG

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

 SO AS PREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED IN A TL;DR MONOLOGUE BY OUR RESIDENT OLD MERC ARCHETYPE, there will be an up and coming open log for the sole purpose of everyone putting aside their differences, and shooting things that aren't each other.

We've sort of established a formula for open party logs in the past (Space Prom, Tronhaus, Red's anything) so it only makes sense to not fix what ain't broke. So this week- most likely Thursday, or Friday if anything comes up, a firing range in R-08 will be open. Zaeed is going to give a little speech, split people off into teams and everyone gets to mingle while popping caps into things like holographic targets, or tomato soup cans if you're feeling vintage.

How this will work is I need a list of who my instructors are so I can give them there own threads within the log where they can provide either good advice, or hilariously bad advice. With guns, obviously. Zaeed will be popping in and out of  each thread to make sure you all don't royally screw up. Right now we'll only need FOUR instructors. Teams will be listed afterward, or in the log- what would you prefer?

Aside from Instructor Threads, I would like to hear any suggestions about what else you'd like out of this log. Questions and comments go here!

Comments

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Here's your juice box and 9mm

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

yaaaay

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

OH I FORGOT

Bro can also teach swordfaitan oh god I'll have to remind myself how to teach swordfaitan D: )

Also knife fighting and some hand to hand combat (like how to take three feet of razorblade away from a guy when you're unarmed)

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

HEY
BRO
BRO
BRO

Do Chainsaws Count As Bladed Weapons :3c

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

UHHH

IN THE SAME WAY THAT MONSTER TRUCKS ARE ACTUALLY TRICYCLES SURE

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Oh









I Dont Know What Any Of Those Things Are

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

well point is chica i can prolly teach you a few tricks but the thing 'bout chainsaws is they're big and heavy and they got a motor

now if YOU wanna give pointers on that thing feel free cause youre prolly better at it than i am

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

Well I Will Consider It A Good Thing That I Am Not Currently Aware Of Anyone Who Can Wield A Chainsaw Or That Am In Not Currently In Possession Of One

/lipstick lipstick lipstick

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Psst hey psst

You know how it's becoming apparent that Mindfang could use bladekind as well as dicekind

And that Vriska wants to be just like Mindfang and also maybe scope out Bro's powers in advance of any Ridiculous Pirate Shenanigans

Welp

Is this a good idea y/n

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Of course it's not a good idea, it's a horrible idea.

LET'S DO IT.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

AWW YISS. I'll give it five minutes before Vriska ragequits and/or genuinely attempts murder. :B

Will you leave your pointy shades on?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

yes

also relevant to your interests: this (http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1509/stairbrigade.jpg)

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

that is quite literally the best thing I have ever seen ever

in any context

brb ripping out my eyes because they are now entirely redundant