UPCOMING OPEN LOG

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

 SO AS PREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED IN A TL;DR MONOLOGUE BY OUR RESIDENT OLD MERC ARCHETYPE, there will be an up and coming open log for the sole purpose of everyone putting aside their differences, and shooting things that aren't each other.

We've sort of established a formula for open party logs in the past (Space Prom, Tronhaus, Red's anything) so it only makes sense to not fix what ain't broke. So this week- most likely Thursday, or Friday if anything comes up, a firing range in R-08 will be open. Zaeed is going to give a little speech, split people off into teams and everyone gets to mingle while popping caps into things like holographic targets, or tomato soup cans if you're feeling vintage.

How this will work is I need a list of who my instructors are so I can give them there own threads within the log where they can provide either good advice, or hilariously bad advice. With guns, obviously. Zaeed will be popping in and out of  each thread to make sure you all don't royally screw up. Right now we'll only need FOUR instructors. Teams will be listed afterward, or in the log- what would you prefer?

Aside from Instructor Threads, I would like to hear any suggestions about what else you'd like out of this log. Questions and comments go here!

Comments

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

Jorge volunteered to do instructorly thing, herpderp :B

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

You're instructoro numero uno. Everyone flock to the tall one.

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

You can give him the sped kids--he's got a sheet of gold stars already handy.

[notsoloyal]

/BRINGS SQUIRRELS TO SHOOT
/LIVE TARGETS YEAAAAH
/RADIOACTIVE SQUIRREL BBQ MEAT AFTER

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

STOP BEING SAD ABOUT DEAD BOYFRIENDS AND JUST SHOOT SHIT WITH YOUR FAGHAG WITH HALF A FACE

and then we'll go explode some buildings for funsies

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

get in my panties instead

[heygotaminute]

*wave*

Space ninja will totally teach people how to shoot.

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Fight breaks out on the range

zaeed and one are having wild sex in a tub of pancakes

[getmeagun.livejournal.com]

Stephen can halp teach, if you want to just... handwave him volunteering or something idk he was archive-trawling.

Or if other people want to do it instead, that's cool. <:

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

DLC characters everywhere.

OH, yeah. But right now people who IC'ly volunteered have first grabs? But she can still show up to help all the same

[notsoloyal]

BESTEST FRIEND EVER
+10 loyalty points

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

Why a tub of pancakes

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Why not

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Stephan you need to beatseat volunteer. What we'll probably end up doing is have a list of "consultants" assigned to each team? Just so one person isn't swamped

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

hello I am here to learn :D

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Here's your juice box and 9mm

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

yaaaay

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

rofl, John'll show up to teach shit. Guns, hand to hand. LUCK. You name it.

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Bring coins.

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

I'M JUS' GONNA WATCH.

Because I am certain that there will be shenanigans and that will be funny.

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Come sit with Shockwave and Zaeed in the back. They'll drink and cry about their precious feelings, as per usual ONLY BETTER ARMED.

[hopediesalone]

Protoman will be here to learn, because while he's made for battle and is a pretty damn good shot, he has no idea how to operate a shell-firing gun.

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

I CRY

ON THE INSIDE

'BOUT SIHA

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Punch some tables. With bullets.

[getmeagun.livejournal.com]

This means that Stephen gets to essentially do his canon job (be someone's assistant + shoot guns), so this is totally kay with me. :3

(Who wants an English civilian for a firearms teacher EVERYONE DOES 8D)