UPCOMING OPEN LOG

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

 SO AS PREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED IN A TL;DR MONOLOGUE BY OUR RESIDENT OLD MERC ARCHETYPE, there will be an up and coming open log for the sole purpose of everyone putting aside their differences, and shooting things that aren't each other.

We've sort of established a formula for open party logs in the past (Space Prom, Tronhaus, Red's anything) so it only makes sense to not fix what ain't broke. So this week- most likely Thursday, or Friday if anything comes up, a firing range in R-08 will be open. Zaeed is going to give a little speech, split people off into teams and everyone gets to mingle while popping caps into things like holographic targets, or tomato soup cans if you're feeling vintage.

How this will work is I need a list of who my instructors are so I can give them there own threads within the log where they can provide either good advice, or hilariously bad advice. With guns, obviously. Zaeed will be popping in and out of  each thread to make sure you all don't royally screw up. Right now we'll only need FOUR instructors. Teams will be listed afterward, or in the log- what would you prefer?

Aside from Instructor Threads, I would like to hear any suggestions about what else you'd like out of this log. Questions and comments go here!

Comments

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

Jorge volunteered to do instructorly thing, herpderp :B

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

You're instructoro numero uno. Everyone flock to the tall one.

[notsoloyal]

/BRINGS SQUIRRELS TO SHOOT
/LIVE TARGETS YEAAAAH
/RADIOACTIVE SQUIRREL BBQ MEAT AFTER

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

STOP BEING SAD ABOUT DEAD BOYFRIENDS AND JUST SHOOT SHIT WITH YOUR FAGHAG WITH HALF A FACE

and then we'll go explode some buildings for funsies

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

get in my panties instead

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Fight breaks out on the range

zaeed and one are having wild sex in a tub of pancakes

[heygotaminute]

*wave*

Space ninja will totally teach people how to shoot.

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

DLC characters everywhere.

OH, yeah. But right now people who IC'ly volunteered have first grabs? But she can still show up to help all the same

[getmeagun.livejournal.com]

Stephen can halp teach, if you want to just... handwave him volunteering or something idk he was archive-trawling.

Or if other people want to do it instead, that's cool. <:

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Stephan you need to beatseat volunteer. What we'll probably end up doing is have a list of "consultants" assigned to each team? Just so one person isn't swamped

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

hello I am here to learn :D

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Here's your juice box and 9mm

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

rofl, John'll show up to teach shit. Guns, hand to hand. LUCK. You name it.

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Bring coins.

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

I'M JUS' GONNA WATCH.

Because I am certain that there will be shenanigans and that will be funny.

[gawdamn.livejournal.com]

Come sit with Shockwave and Zaeed in the back. They'll drink and cry about their precious feelings, as per usual ONLY BETTER ARMED.

[hopediesalone]

Protoman will be here to learn, because while he's made for battle and is a pretty damn good shot, he has no idea how to operate a shell-firing gun.

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

Connor (and possibly Ed) are going to be learnin' how to shoot Dem Guns. (THIS LOG IS GONNA BE SO AWESOME.)

[a_perfect_end]

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, MAESTRO. THERE IS NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG.

PARTY DOWN. HANG TEN.

Seriously Clu and Zaeed have to actually meet at some point so the multiverse can light itself on fire and then explode.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Oh GUUUUUURL You are not showing up where she is showing up
/z-snap

[gottakilldaves]

Jack will probably show up, fill his pockets with bullets, then sit in his corner and make loud noises B[

JUST TO SPITE YOU.

[recompiling]

Anon does not understand this thing but would like to watch and do the trajectory maths in his head.

Rookie on the other hand would like to come and shoot shit. And if teaching spots don't get filled, he could take one?

[getmeagun.livejournal.com]

Ooh, right, I should have possibly mentioned this.

Gibson and Sam will probably both be here and learning, if that's okay.

[double_discs]

If Gibson and Sam feel as though they're being glared at from afar...it's because they are. <3

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Tucker is going to show up and act awkward around all the Spartans and maybe wave her sword around because it's the only thing she actually know how to use in a manner that could maybe probably possibly be described as somewhat experienced.

[hyperlethality.livejournal.com]

Probably gonna show up and supervise, maybe do one-on-one sessions to make sure people get things. All that jazz.

[reunified.livejournal.com]

Oh right, and this loser is coming to learn.

HE'S NOT TOO GOOD WITH FIREARMS.

[electroniccrane.livejournal.com]

Guess who will be scoping out the competition?

She'll teach someone how not to embarrass themselves with a firearm, too.

[electroniccrane.livejournal.com]

PS. What about an after party? Because a bunch of gun nuts descending en masse on a bar couldn't possibly go wrong.

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

Will phonebooks for me to stand on be provided or should I bring my own

[gweatntewwible.livejournal.com]

Avery is so not helping, but he'll prob show up so he can laugh and see who could potentially shoot him someday. :|b

[robots-omgh8u.livejournal.com]

I think the slots are filled but John is always here if you need him. If not he'll be showing up anyway and enjoying the time on the range, maybe while helping out whoever needs it. I.E. I have a fantastic excuse for him to get out and be social without being dragged there by Sarah lol. Thank you so much for that.