Politest gymnastic death-bot you'll ever meet

[isonny.livejournal.com]

 Hello world.

I am new. And I bring you Sonny, a robot from the very mediocre film i,Robot. 

Sonny is a polite, compassionate, innocent robot with free will that just so happens to be well versed in Ass Kicking 101. He's stronger, faster, more flexible, more durable, more agile, and better at any manner of weapon when compared with a normal human. He's also a badass artist. So all in all, pretty damn overpowered for ipad on legs. The kid's got his fair share of handicaps though, and they all revolve around what makes him more 'human.' 

Anyway I hope to play with some of you guys. I'm the kind of person that's really big on plot, so if you wanted to tangle with me sometime feel free to shoot me a PM whenever. I love brainstorming.

Well then, anyone want a piece of this? 

Comments

[isonny.livejournal.com]

If I was commander Shepard, you'd be my favorite renegade on this station.

How does your Shep feel about robots by the way?

Jane would probably remind Sunny of his jerkbro detective friend: Spooner.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

:D Now just say that into the omnitool and I'll give you a store discount we can be friends.

I think so long as you pass the no flashlight for a face and not shooting at her checklist, she'll be pretty okay with him. Might get a little iffy when she figures out he's an honest AI, but then: See checklist.

Also: Jerkbro. This word, I think I love it.

[isonny.livejournal.com]

no flashlights: check
no shooting: .... eh. We'll see. No promises.

Meanwhile Sonny loves his dad to a degree that might make Freud smile in his grave.