Politest gymnastic death-bot you'll ever meet

[isonny.livejournal.com]

 Hello world.

I am new. And I bring you Sonny, a robot from the very mediocre film i,Robot. 

Sonny is a polite, compassionate, innocent robot with free will that just so happens to be well versed in Ass Kicking 101. He's stronger, faster, more flexible, more durable, more agile, and better at any manner of weapon when compared with a normal human. He's also a badass artist. So all in all, pretty damn overpowered for ipad on legs. The kid's got his fair share of handicaps though, and they all revolve around what makes him more 'human.' 

Anyway I hope to play with some of you guys. I'm the kind of person that's really big on plot, so if you wanted to tangle with me sometime feel free to shoot me a PM whenever. I love brainstorming.

Well then, anyone want a piece of this? 

Comments

[alaspooryork]

Oh, sweet. I remember being amused by this movie. :D

[quitethewarrior.livejournal.com]

WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE HER HUSBAND?

[descens.livejournal.com]

Lev is tired of these motherfucking synthetics on his motherfucking station.

I, however, am quite pleased. Welcome!

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Hello and welcome! :D

I am always down with plotting etc. If you are ever in need of surly, foul-mouthed military company, I would be happy to oblige.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Welcome, welcome! Looking forward to seeing Sonny. Everything needs moar robots, afterall.

I was going to be obnoxious and call you "New" from now on, but I looked at your app instead. We can call you Rex, I assume? ;D

You were told about our aim chat, I hope?

[cohesions.livejournal.com]

oh scream, more robots~! welcome to the game, I'm vic and I play... far too many people, aka Legion (Mass Effect), 686 Ebullient Prism (Halo), Grid (AvP), and Pyramid Head (Silent Hill). hope you have fun with us!