singularityooc | DID SOMEBODY SAY FIESTA

SO EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SOCIAL DINOSAUR IS ON THE PROWL AGAIN.

In the wake of the super srs grimdark event, I'm going to be posting an OPEN LOG that should nicely diffuse it. This'll be a positive CR opportunity that will involve very little HALLUCINATIONS AND MURDER ;D

The short of it is: RED WANTS TO GO ON A PICNIC. And with the kinds of friends that Red has made, what Red wants, Red gets.

The long of it is: A network post will be going up soon with her inviting ERRYBODY to the beach. Names to be dropped will be Jun, Black-One, Jorge, Sarah Connor, Shepard and Logan. SO. If you have existing CR with any of those characters, you can probably assume that your character will get a personal invite from one of the people already participating. IF YOUR CHARACTER IS NEW: Don't fret! OPEN INVITE+OPEN LOG. You're totally welcome to have them stumble in on it on accident/just feel like stopping in. IF YOU NEED HELP FINDING AN EXCUSE TO HAVE THEM COME, drop a post here. I'm sure we can figure something out.

HOW THE LOG WILL GO DOWN: I'll be laying it out the same way we did Space Prom. We'll have a few plot headings that people can tag into: BEACH VOLLEYBALL/ THE GRILL/ IDK POWWOW CIRCLE. But open threads with characters, or private headings are strongly encouraged. We basically want a fuckhuge cluster of fresh CR.

Ridiculous things tentatively planned include: COMMANDER SHEPARD GLEEFULLY RIDING ON A DINOSAUR, SPARTANS PLAYING VOLLEYBALL, TUCKER GETTING PORCUPINE'D. Basically-- if you're doin it for the lulz, it is so welcome here.

QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, PLOTS, CR REQUESTS, PUT THEM HERE.

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PICNIIIIICCCC
shockwave will try not to sulk

NO SULKING. Or Red is going to make him dance again.

ALSO HE WILL PROBABLY BE PLAYING REFEREE TO DUG/RED AGAIN SO...

BUT MY BOYFRIEND IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD or if he's alive when this happens... I DID STUPID STUFFFFFFFFF

he is always there to play referee. it's his job

THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS HERE IS THAT YOU ENJOY DELICIOUS GRILLED MEAT PRODUCTS AND HAVE FUN IN THE SUN GOD DAMN IT.

ALSO chasing Dug and Red around and possibly getting a lapful of one or both of them when everyone is all tuckered out.

well i do like meat. but the sun is hot and i don't like hot

shockwave is going to be crushed beneath them when they use him as a bed. crushed and unable to move. covered in slobber

Crushed, unable to move, covered in slobber... GOOD LUCK SULKING IN THIS STATE.

GOSH YOU KIDS
CAN'T EVEN LET ME SULK IN PEACE

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CUTE AND SWEET

what

no

you are vriska's space dad

which makes you my father-in-law or something by way of hatemance

ergo it's my job to annoy the shit out of you

no sulking

Dammit stop making it more awkward for me to hatecrush on you

God

Just

Show a little fucking consideration here honestly

IS THERE SOMETHING YOU ARE FORGETTING TO TELL ME YOUNG LADY

she is hate-dating my son

... i mean brother

hate dating my brother

your brother is also your son?

/brain explodes

also my brother/son's best friend is sort of my father via button pushing

also i am my own clone from the future/past via stable timeloop

also i am rose's genetic father but we were born at the same time yet she is also about fifteen-sixteen years younger than me

also my male puppet is the mother of a horrifying omniscient space-time entity thing

a magical omniscient cueball is the father

that doesn't even...

i don't think you're mentally stable

I DON'T KNOW SPACEDAD

I THINK THE MARKER FUCKED WITH MY HEAD AND MADE ME FORGET TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY HIDEOUSLY INAPPROPRIATE HATECRUSH

NOT THAT YOU'D KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT

the marker

not the hatecrushing

obvs

YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH IT THAT EASILY

wait

the marker

we don't talk about the marker here

lalala not listening

look you cannot hatecrush on me and hatedate my brother okay
that is hate infidelity

and we all know how people feel about that

i mean you can hate me platonically as your hate-bro-in-law now but like
you can't pretend dave's me
'cause he's not

Fuck you I'll hatecrush on whoever I want

What teenage girl doesn't crush on her hateboyfriend's older and unattainably detestable brother

GOD

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME

I'M GOING TO MY ROOM

to write fanfic about this situation

~~stacy's~~ dave's ~~momdad~~ bro has got it goin on...

ffffffffffff

shockwave is just going to stare

a lot

and ask him what he's doing

bro will stare

right back

and then just repeat the question back at you

bro's gonna get punched

are you fast enough to punch blurr shockwave

because if not then you are not fast enough to punch me

I COULD BE

i could be

k

get back to me on that one

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