DID SOMEBODY SAY FIESTA

[screeee.livejournal.com]

SO EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SOCIAL DINOSAUR IS ON THE PROWL AGAIN.

In the wake of the super srs grimdark event, I'm going to be posting an OPEN LOG that should nicely diffuse it. This'll be a positive CR opportunity that will involve very little HALLUCINATIONS AND MURDER ;D

The short of it is: RED WANTS TO GO ON A PICNIC. And with the kinds of friends that Red has made, what Red wants, Red gets.

The long of it is: A network post will be going up soon with her inviting ERRYBODY to the beach. Names to be dropped will be Jun, Black-One, Jorge, Sarah Connor, Shepard and Logan. SO. If you have existing CR with any of those characters, you can probably assume that your character will get a personal invite from one of the people already participating. IF YOUR CHARACTER IS NEW: Don't fret! OPEN INVITE+OPEN LOG. You're totally welcome to have them stumble in on it on accident/just feel like stopping in. IF YOU NEED HELP FINDING AN EXCUSE TO HAVE THEM COME, drop a post here. I'm sure we can figure something out.

HOW THE LOG WILL GO DOWN: I'll be laying it out the same way we did Space Prom. We'll have a few plot headings that people can tag into: BEACH VOLLEYBALL/ THE GRILL/ IDK POWWOW CIRCLE. But open threads with characters, or private headings are strongly encouraged. We basically want a fuckhuge cluster of fresh CR.

Ridiculous things tentatively planned include: COMMANDER SHEPARD GLEEFULLY RIDING ON A DINOSAUR, SPARTANS PLAYING VOLLEYBALL, TUCKER GETTING PORCUPINE'D. Basically-- if you're doin it for the lulz, it is so welcome here.

QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, PLOTS, CR REQUESTS, PUT THEM HERE.

Comments

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

Thane will bring a potato salad.

THEN SIT GLUMLY SOMEWHERE.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

BAWW THANE. WHY SO SRS. Do you want a raptor ride too. That's it, isn't it.

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

You're just laying low from the paparazzi aren't you?

[notsoloyal]

yoooooooooou

is sounds going?

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

. . . I'm afraid to ask what porcupining is.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Porcupining, by definition, is the process of being struck by a porcupine. IT AINT GON BE PRETTY.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

RAPTOR RIDES. \o/ WOOOOOOOOOO.


QUICK, SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE. I'M GOING TO HAVE THIS PAINTED ON THE HULL OF THE SR-3.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

The very sight of the ship will send fear to the hearts of all who see it. Well. Might want to edit the ;D face into something more fierce...

[notsoloyal]

PICNIIIIICCCC
shockwave will try not to sulk

[screeee.livejournal.com]

NO SULKING. Or Red is going to make him dance again.

ALSO HE WILL PROBABLY BE PLAYING REFEREE TO DUG/RED AGAIN SO...

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

what

no

you are vriska's space dad

which makes you my father-in-law or something by way of hatemance

ergo it's my job to annoy the shit out of you

no sulking

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

Red, we really gotta talk about this "broadcasting Sarah's name all over the network" thing.

Really.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

So... you're coming right?

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Right?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

oh my god yes

an excuse to wear his absolutely hideous puppet print swim shorts

which he totally has

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

ALSO IN THE OFFICIAL HOMESTUCK CALENDER, THERE IS ARTWORK OF HIM SURFING ON A SHARK

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

VIRGIL YOU ARE BEING DRAFTED OKAY

[ecto-biologist.livejournal.com]

bro

broooooooo

can john ride the shark with you

pretty please

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

Pleakley is all about being a social butterfly. Even if observation and NOT INTERACTING WITH THE NATIVES IN PERSON OH MY are a priority.

Think he could just come by to people watch?

[screeee.livejournal.com]

BUT OF COURSE

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

BUT NO FUCKING BIKINIS.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

TOO LATE FUCKASS

[theuserabides]

Beach party? Flynn wants a daiquiri.

[fight4theusers]

Flynn, what is a beach? :|

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

Wait. Wait, is this in G13?

God fine whatever Toothless doesn't care.

but there better be fish

GOD HELP YOU IF THERE'S NO FISH

[shipper]

WHAT PARTY WHERE LET'S GO HELL YES

Although I have a feeling Nepeta isn't going to be the biggest fan of the water. :|

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

All the trolls will probably be all >( at the fact that it's daytime anyway.


Except Kanaya /whataboss

[featheryasshole]

HELLS YEAH

i don't care how davesprite is getting dragged there (maybe bro or nepeta? :|a) but HE WILL BE THERE.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Vriska will drag him along so they can be grumpy beach BFFs together okay

UGH SWIMMING

UGH PARTIES

UGH FUN

UGH WEARING A HOODIE OVER YOUR SWIMMING COSTUME BECAUSE BRO/RED DAVE/KARKAT/ERIDAN TOLD YOU YOUR ASS WAS HUGE

oh wait that last one's only Vriska nvm :Ic

[squishyarms.livejournal.com]

Riza's grillin' burgers but ALAS she will not be bikini-clad.

Not that I couldn't do it if I wanted to. There's a really disturbing amount of fanart of Riza in a bikini. Pixiv's weird, guys.

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

Red Snout shall man the grill, even though he thinks burning meat is stupid.

BECAUSE HE LOVES LIKES YOU, RED.