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[trollalonde.livejournal.com]

Hey guys. Stefan bringing in my third character - a troll AU version of the wonderful Rose Lalonde. She's a highblood, deeply involved with Horrorterrors and very much a troll.

Cue shenanigans.

Comments

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

dammit

my spawn they just

they keep multiplying

and being half alien

or all alien

or computer programs

aaaaaaa

[trollalonde.livejournal.com]

it is how we roll.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

i just keep falling down all these kids

[trollalonde.livejournal.com]

i warned you about those children, dog

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[oneupper.livejournal.com]

Daaaaaaaad

Why did you get around so much? Gosh.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

i cant help it if the ladies love me okay

and before you ask yes i use protection

its just

my spooge pierces the heavens

[oneupper.livejournal.com]

Ew. Too much info.

No daughter wishes to know her dad's sexcapades.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Okay so sad story: my own dad regularly tells me about his x_X;


and now you know that Teal's dad actually is Bro. Sort of. No puppets I guess.

[oneupper.livejournal.com]

Oh.

But I thought you were Bro?

Is bro is own father now? God damn.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

TIME SHENANIGANS.