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Hey guys. Stefan bringing in my third character - a troll AU version of the wonderful Rose Lalonde. She's a highblood, deeply involved with Horrorterrors and very much a troll.

Cue shenanigans.

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Heeeeeeeeeey!! 8D

I can not wait for these shenanigans.

Excellent.

We are going to be the BEST OF FRIENDS.

I hope you know that.

Rose<>Roheze

y/y

very y

so pale for each other. so very pale.

Except.

They will not stop each other from doing stupid shit. Ever. So they might not be the best of 'rails OH WELL

"What should we do?"

"I suggest prodding it to see what result that produces."

"Excellent."

"I believe that wriggling and keening in pain means it is alive."

"Fascinating."

"Let us poke it again."

"Perhaps we should escalate to the use of magic. A small jolt perhaps?"

"Sounds like a exciting plan.

Do it."

And then everything blew up.

Good job, nookwhiffers.

dammit

my spawn they just

they keep multiplying

and being half alien

or all alien

or computer programs

aaaaaaa

it is how we roll.

i just keep falling down all these kids

i warned you about those children, dog

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Daaaaaaaad

Why did you get around so much? Gosh.

i cant help it if the ladies love me okay

and before you ask yes i use protection

its just

my spooge pierces the heavens

Ew. Too much info.

No daughter wishes to know her dad's sexcapades.

Okay so sad story: my own dad regularly tells me about his x_X;

and now you know that Teal's dad actually is Bro. Sort of. No puppets I guess.

Oh.

But I thought you were Bro?

Is bro is own father now? God damn.

TIME SHENANIGANS.

DON'T MAKE ME PCHOOOOOOSE!

pchoooooo

_se

;A;

Optimal solution: threesome

it's not incest if she's from another dimension

Well.

I have to admit she's damn sexy.

see? Everyone wins!

THE NIGHTMARES ARE RETURNING

dave

would you like to play a game

sure
why not

ironic as shit

That username is a pun on trollolol, right? Please? Am I seeing puns where there are none? ;A;

WELL IT COULD BE

It's more a play on Rose's last name mashed up with troll.

DAMMIT I am seeing puns everywhere now. God whyyyy.

Regardless of my rapidly deteriorating sense of humor, I am so excite for this. Confusing doubles, hell yes. *__*

YES. So glad this got in, s-sob.

HI. You know me already. Congrats on the new character! :D

Thankee. <3

MIND=BLOWN.

This is gorgeous and you should feel good.

THANK YOU. ♥

Also I thought of something.

When Equius meets this chickie, he'll be pretty excited that she's a (apparently?) purple-blooded troll who BEHAVES like a purple-blooded troll and will attempt to flirt with her, if that's okay with you. Because I think creeper!flirting would be fun to write and also hilaribad. |'D

Do eeeeeet.

AWESOME.

Yes indeed.

SO MUCH AWESOME.

M-my only regret is that CrazyParanoid!Vriska will be turning off her wearable post-mindfuck-rescue-party SO I CAN'T TAG YOU, SOB.

Also you're getting a sparkleicon like the rest of these douchebags okay AND YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING LIKE IT

l;sdj;lkj I am so behind on making those I should really get on that :Ic

SPARKLE ICON YES.

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