http://dont-know-maine.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityooc2011-01-22 07:17 pm
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Will Pole Dance For AI

Kraks here, bringing in crazy #3 ... this is Meta/Maine, but ... not quite as you know 'him'

Because this is a GIRL META!

What we have here is a post-series FemMeta who's armor is so busted up that it can't possibly support an AI, and a host so screwed up in the head she literally fantasizes about lovely lovely AIs and having them populate and dominate her headspace once more. Expect a complete and utter lack in coherency both in and out of armor, mood swings, and an unhealthy obsession with any AIs that could possibly do the job. Her top two goals are getting her armor fixed, and procuring an AI to run the enhancements and give her some direction.

She will not be appearing immediately, but shall be stalking the network for a while, leaving disconcerting little messages and purring at your AIs and just generally being a creeper. :3
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[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
not much just creepin'

8)
alaspooryork: ([meta] we are the meta)

[personal profile] alaspooryork 2011-01-23 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
well sheet
alaspooryork: ([york] that is uncertain)

[personal profile] alaspooryork 2011-01-23 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
s-stay away from me I already has a partner

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
OH but Delta, FemMeta could be a much better partner! ;D :*

((also, keywords?))

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
yyyyyyyyyyyus

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
oh

this sounds fantastic

more pro-AI creepers

:|

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Sarah you will love FemMeta so much she will creep all around your big robot buddy and leave purring little messages on your network :D

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
hee, I love it when emoticons match icons :3

:D
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[personal profile] edgeoflucidity 2011-01-23 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear.

Wash is going to love having a stalker. Really.

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
just the most Super Fantastic Hot Stalker of all time :3

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh silly, of course you do! /hugs, purrs, rubs on
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[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2011-01-23 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ffff clearly this is a glorious invitation to a creep-off.

And running like hell when he realizes she's serious.

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh honey she will be on you like butter on toast.

[identity profile] oneliners.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
SHE'S CLIMBING IN YOUR WINDOWS
SNATCHING YOUR AI UP
SO YA'LL NEED TO
HIDE YO ARMOR
HIDE YO ENHANCEMENTS
AND HIDE YO AI
CAUSE SHE RAPIN' ERRYBODY OUT HERE

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
WHooo!! \o/

/dances, hips errywhere, KEYWORDS
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[personal profile] i_like_your 2011-01-23 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Very much not familiar with the fandom, but...

>:D

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh now this should be interesting ...
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[personal profile] i_like_your 2011-01-24 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Shouldn't it, just? :D

Just lay back and let her finger stimulate corrupt your systems...

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmm yeah baby, that's the port ...

>.>

I feel like a hideous mun XD
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[personal profile] i_like_your 2011-01-24 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
IT WOULD BE A BIT DANGEROUS TO BECOME A PUPPET OF SKYNET, PURGED OF MOST FREE WILL. D:

But my character would so make it happen...

Which is why it would be bad to happen.

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
WHO SAYS SHE HAS ANY FREE WILL LEFT she misses the voices in her head telling her what to do

Hmmmmmm .... it's bad, therefore it must happen, obviously :3
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[personal profile] i_like_your 2011-01-24 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
WOULD SHE LIKE TO HAVE THEM CONSTANTLY TELLING HER TO TERMINATE JOHN CONNOR?

Because it could totally happen.

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
IF THAT WILL APPEASE HER YES she will do anything to make TEH AIs happpppy!
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[personal profile] i_like_your 2011-01-24 05:23 am (UTC)(link)


LET'S DO THIS CRAZY THING. :D

If... The T-X happens to stumble across her or she mentions needing upgrading. >:D
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[personal profile] i_like_your 2011-01-24 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I SHALL AWAIT, ACCORDINGLY.

Then she'll totally put her drill-finger in your data-socket, umf-umf-umf, etcetera.

c:
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[personal profile] i_like_your 2011-01-24 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Assuming it won't also require brain surgery.

Because she'd do that, too.

In all seriousness, however, a system reboot purges all the malicious code away, if you ever need a deliberate/accidental out. c:
Edited 2011-01-24 06:02 (UTC)

[identity profile] mymothersshadow.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
oh my this is not good for me is it

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope, it most definitely is not!
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[personal profile] recompiling 2011-01-23 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon gets all the stalkers. ALL OF THEM.

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That's cause you're so hot Anon darling :3
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[personal profile] recompiling 2011-01-23 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You just want me for my ass coding, don't you

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
yes no Yes.

Your coding is delicious.
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[personal profile] recompiling 2011-01-24 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Why didn't you teach me about restraining orders, Flynn?

I'm sorry you have to just get in line with the other stalkers, though. Since my coding is so tasty.

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't you know? Meta's a line-cutter. Shoving little kids and old ladies out of the way with wild abandon!
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[personal profile] recompiling 2011-01-24 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear. Shame on you, Meta, pushing old ladies and Girl Scouts! /wags finger
But would you shove the big strapping virus out of the way?

[identity profile] dont-know-maine.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
If it meant getting to an AI?

HELLS YES IN A HEARTBEAT
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