Will Pole Dance For AI

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

Kraks here, bringing in crazy #3 ... this is Meta/Maine, but ... not quite as you know 'him'

Because this is a GIRL META!

What we have here is a post-series FemMeta who's armor is so busted up that it can't possibly support an AI, and a host so screwed up in the head she literally fantasizes about lovely lovely AIs and having them populate and dominate her headspace once more. Expect a complete and utter lack in coherency both in and out of armor, mood swings, and an unhealthy obsession with any AIs that could possibly do the job. Her top two goals are getting her armor fixed, and procuring an AI to run the enhancements and give her some direction.

She will not be appearing immediately, but shall be stalking the network for a while, leaving disconcerting little messages and purring at your AIs and just generally being a creeper. :3

Comments

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

'sup

[alaspooryork]

well sheet

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

oh

this sounds fantastic

more pro-AI creepers

:|

[edgeoflucidity]

Oh dear.

Wash is going to love having a stalker. Really.

[a_perfect_end]

Ffff clearly this is a glorious invitation to a creep-off.

And running like hell when he realizes she's serious.

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

SHE'S CLIMBING IN YOUR WINDOWS
SNATCHING YOUR AI UP
SO YA'LL NEED TO
HIDE YO ARMOR
HIDE YO ENHANCEMENTS
AND HIDE YO AI
CAUSE SHE RAPIN' ERRYBODY OUT HERE

[i_like_your]

Very much not familiar with the fandom, but...

>:D

[mymothersshadow.livejournal.com]

oh my this is not good for me is it

[recompiling]

Anon gets all the stalkers. ALL OF THEM.