O Hai Dere!

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Dis Jayde.
So I herd you like intelligent computer programs that are (mostly) sane and look awesome. So you can has one.

His name is Anon and he's the wicked-cool protagonist of Tron: Evolution. He has no idea what organic things are, and hates the colors red, orange, and (especially) yellow. Soooo sorry to folks that have them as primary colors on their outfits, but he will want to break all your things and possibly murder you for the good of the System (leave comment if do want for plotty and CR?). And sorry to all of the non-humans, because he has no idea what you are and it kind of freaks him out. A lot. Sorry also to all of the garden districts, you freak him out too. But he will mad Parkour/Freerunning skill all over everywhere else, because that's what he does.
And he sounds sort of like a dial-up modem, so here's your dose of 90s nostalgia.

Also ignore the colors in the icons - he's supposed to be white, not blue. Unless someone codes him back to blue.

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[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

... Sam won't be able to get Anon to stop being all weirdly worshippy if he finds out that Sam is Kevin's son, will he.

And then they wander around the station, trying to figure out how all this weird User shit works. (And Gibson gets mad at the sun, because THAT IS SUCH A WASTE OF ENERGY RESOURCES, GODDAMN.)

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HE DIDN'T HAVE TIME
HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE IF HE COULD
... I THINK

[onceaniso]

SHUT UP I KNOW THAT
...
AND AS ONE OF THE FIRST ISOs I DEMAND YOU LISTEN TO ME

[onceaniso]

NO HE WOULDN'T
BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T AN ISO
I WAS SPECIAL
AND YOU SUCK

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

DO YOU? DO YOU REALLY?

I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ALPHA-CLASS ISO, OKAY. I RUN SHIT IN BOSTRUM.

[onceaniso]

YES
I MEAN WHY WOULDN'T I
I'M SMART
YEAH WELL I BUILT A CITY
AND I WAS GOING TO BE A SYSTEM ADMIN

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Never, no. Anon will be worshippy forever.

User shit is terribly weird, so much investigation shall ensue. (Anon wants to know why it has to be so bright, it's totally unnecessary. Also, animals, what are these things?)

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Is it just because he's a User, or is it because he's a User and Flynn's son? (Either way, Sam's kind of screwed, but whatever.)

Why doesn't anything glow here? Why are these "garden" things so unnerving? They're green, but TOO MUCH GREEN. (It's just so much more efficient to illuminate only what you need to illuminate! The giant ball of light in the sky is just so... inefficient.)

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I DON'T SUCK
I HAVE UNLIMITED ADAPTATION CAPABILITIES
YOU'RE EVIL ANYWAY

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

AND THEN YOU GOT HACKED AND STARTED TRYING TO ~SPREAD THE PAIN~.

YEAH, NOT LISTENING TO YOU EVER AGAIN.

[onceaniso]

OH WOW
MUCH GOOD THAT DID YOU
I'M NOT EVIL I'M MISUNDERSTOOD

[onceaniso]

THAT'S NOT MY FAULT
AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME YOUNG ISO
ONCE YOU'RE INFECTED AGAIN

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

YEAH, IF YOU CAN CATCH ME AGAIN.

FOOL ME ONCE, ETC. ETC.

[recompiling]

HEY
IT HELP ME BEAT YOU DIDN'T IT
IT ISN'T MISUNDERSTOOD WHEN YOU INFECT EVERYTHING

[recompiling]

Both. Definitely both. (Even if the Basics are kind of Flynn's kids too.)

Even Bostrum wasn't this green. And why does everything look so weird here? It's all so... curvey. (Clearly they needed someone else to figure out how to light the place.)

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Sam will never be able to escape. Bless his heart, he doesn't want to be hero-worshipped. xD (Anon and Sam are sort of like cousins! ... man, Sam's family is really abnormal.)

What's wrong with right angles? And when you touch the stuff that looks like it's supposed to, you leave these weird smudge marks on it. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

[recompiling]

B-but. He's a User. And Users are all hero-y, aren't they? Therefore, hero-worship! (Yeah. The family reunions must be absolute nightmares.)

I don't understand half of this and even the residental areas aren't normal. Where are the ETCs and the mag points and and-... THIS IS DISTURBING, CAN WE GO HOME?

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

ALWAYS NEEDS MORE COMPUTERS AND PROGRAMS UP IN THIS BITCH

ALWAYS

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COMPUTERS AND PROGRAMS SHALL SOON RULE THE STATION

OR FIGHT WITH EACH OTHER ENDLESSLY, IDK

[i_like_your]

Someone is able to sound like and communicate with dial-up modems in her special canon...

[recompiling]

Oh-ho. This should be interesting :3

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Oh, Anon. Half the point of the movie is that Users are epic fuckups just like everyone else. (ohgod yes.)

NOT ENOUGH ROCKS EVERYWHERE. NOTHING GLOWS. WHY DID THE USERS BUILD SUCH A RIDICULOUS PLACE. B|

[i_like_your]

>:]

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But he wasn't there for the movie, he derezzed (AGAIN) in '99 8( And Flynn saved his ass, so all Users MUST be wonderful, right? (It probably doesn't help that Flynn adopted half the ISOs either.)

NO WONDER FLYNN KEPT COMING TO THE SYSTEM. THE OTHER SYSTEM HE VISITED SUCKS AND MAKES NO SENSE 8|

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

... well, he should still know this. :| Not everyone is like Kevin Flynn... not even his own son. (No. No, that definitely doesn't help. Clu hates half the family, Sam hates the other half, and Gibson sneaks in a flask of something and gets drunk in order to cope.)

THE GRID HAS LOGIC! The other systems don't seem to have any kind of systematic rule set. DOES NOT COMPUTE.