Holiday mini-event

[singularitymods.livejournal.com]

HEY GUYS IT'S A HOLIDAY MINI-EVENT

So Hypatia has been persuaded to waive work credits for a week or so, so even characters without jobs or very many credits can temporarily get into super fancy hotels or apartments, eat at the swankiest restaurants, shop til they drop at the bestest fanciest malls, go to movies or the holodeck all day erryday, etc.

A description of what is available can be found here, but if anyone wants to know if a specific activity or anything is okay, just ask about it here or grab me on aim at brigantinefranke.

Yes, feel free to stock up on supplies, but be warned that Hypatia is not exactly a benevolent Santa and if you are trying to skip off with all the guns/explosives you can fit in a wheelbarrow, she'll intervene.

Comments

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

OH UH ALSO

In addition to puppet pranking Vriska, Bro is going to ninja-style leave anonymous gifts for a bunch of people, usually one ironic and one non ironic (delivered completely separately and unconnected unless otherwise noted)

they are as follows:

Shepard - IRONIC GIFT: Photoshop / Maya tutorials
ACTUAL GIFT: a cleaned up non-clippy correction of her MMO avatar

Virgil - IRONIC GIFT: A giant blow up doll shark sex toy for Virgil with huge gag boobs. It's literally a blow-up shark with a vag and giant boobs.
NON-IRONIC GIFT: Six cases of beer and a nice set of new TOOLS

Dave - IRONIC GIFT: SURPRISE PUPPET PILE LAWL
NON IRONIC GIFT: underneath SURPRISE PUPPET ASS there will be a massive set of state of the art turntables and a whole stack of old school LPs, everything from jazz to funk to rock, and the note share with your orange brother or i punch you into next week

Kaylee - No ironic gift; but a nice new toolkit and toolbox (state of the art)... in Hello Kitty deco. With a pink ribbon.

Davesprite - IRONIC GIFT: Giant bag of birdseed
NON-IRONIC GIFT - Really good mix of about two hundred songs (yes, really) of all kinds, most of which are Relevant To Strider Interests. However, there's also a CD - BT's "This Binary Universe", with one track highlighted: "The Antikythera Mechanism" and a note: not our usual style i know but thought of you anyway

Sollux - IRONIC GIFT: creepy two headed puppets (it would have been a jar of honey, but bro doesn't know about that; so ironic things based on duality it is)
NON IRONIC GIFT - A few copies of the Dao, including the Quentin Tarantino translation (http://www.beatrice.com/archives/000029.html)

Feferi - IRONIC GIFT: A snorkeling kit
NON IRONIC GIFT - Dorky little squid plushie

Vriska - IRONIC GIFT: Spider themed smuppets in buckets.
NON IRONIC GIFT - Nothing and she'll like it >8|

d-did i forget anyone with whom I've had CR..?

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

/immediately thinks of a horrifying network post to make with this gift

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

virgil

best bro ever

HE KNEW HE COULD TRUST YOU TO BE HIDEOUS

[featheryasshole]

<3 <3 <3




...

/nomming on birdseed oh man so delicious

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

nomnomnomnom

[featheryasshole]

YOU DID NOT SEE THAT

Sheesh, can't a guy be a bird in private anymore?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Okay

I didn't see the fact that you have giant orange feathers and wings either

[featheryasshole]

:(

my feathers aren't that big

right

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

actually I'm pretty sure your feathers are directly proportional to your manliness

so

pretty sure you have the biggest feathers



unless I magically became a bird in which case mine would be bigger

[featheryasshole]

okay yeah that sounds about right

shit if you became a bird your feathers would be the size of jupiter

(but anyway no point theorising about that. we all know you're destined to become a dog)

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

my feathers would break the atmosphere

they would attain their own gravity

and bend space time

shitfuck i told you im not a furry

gog

damn it

woof

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

LMAO bro you act like she won't wear the new snorkle goggles sometimes :| so ironic a statement

this is awesome <3 merry xmas btw~

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

ACTUALLY HE IS HOPING SHE DOES

IT WILL GET HER MAD IRONY PROPS WITH HIM

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

FFFFF she'll probably have the snorkle too :| JUST WAIT FOR HER NEXT POST BRO god what will she get him slrkg

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

actually you will probably fluster him if you manage to get him anything, because 1. it means that his obvious gifts were obvious (oops), 2. HE DOESNT GET ANYONE GIFTS WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. TOO COOL FOR THAT. GRR ARR. >>;;; 3. Afdns how does i shot thank you

that said you can probably get him anything and he'll love it, up to and including plushies of sunglasses wearing terrier assholes

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

ffff the sad thing is she will have NO IDEA about his gifts, she'd just get him something because he is cool and exciting and she likes him :<

plushies of sunglasses wearing terrier assholes. where do you buy these.

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

awww

either way she'll make him all flustered and not coolkid FEF you are SO TALENTED :`)

same place you buy spider smuppets and shark blow up dolls..?

[featheryasshole]

OHSHIT I JUST REALISED TEAL
I NEED TO GET BRO A PRESENT
I FAIL AT PRESENTS WHAT DO I GET
TELL ME YOUR WISDOMS

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

You can never go wrong with more incredibly shitty swords.

[featheryasshole]

Okay. So I guess incredibly shitty swords for Bro and a broken but otherwise not shitty sword for Dave.

And nothing for anyone else because Davesprite doesn't like anyone else here. B|

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

he will immediately put them in the fridge.

CMON DAVESPRITE LEARN TO LOVE A LITTLE

MAKE SOME FWIENDZ

[featheryasshole]

NO

NO FRIENDS

ONLY ANGST

MY TIMELINE IS DEEEEEEEEAD

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

I DON'T CARE HOW DEAD I AM YOU ARE NOT BATMAN

DON'T MAKE ME HUG YOU AND BUY YOU ICE CREAM >8|

[featheryasshole]

I KNOW I'M NOT BATMAN

DO THESE LOOK LIKE BAT WINGS TO YOU


do they sell ice cream in birdseed flavor

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

yeah sure japan totally has all the weird flavors

like birdseed