Holiday mini-event

[singularitymods.livejournal.com]

HEY GUYS IT'S A HOLIDAY MINI-EVENT

So Hypatia has been persuaded to waive work credits for a week or so, so even characters without jobs or very many credits can temporarily get into super fancy hotels or apartments, eat at the swankiest restaurants, shop til they drop at the bestest fanciest malls, go to movies or the holodeck all day erryday, etc.

A description of what is available can be found here, but if anyone wants to know if a specific activity or anything is okay, just ask about it here or grab me on aim at brigantinefranke.

Yes, feel free to stock up on supplies, but be warned that Hypatia is not exactly a benevolent Santa and if you are trying to skip off with all the guns/explosives you can fit in a wheelbarrow, she'll intervene.

Comments

A FEAST

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

OKAY SO ZOMBIE LIKES COOKING

SO WHEN I GET BACK FROM EEEENGLAND (the 27th of December)...

Zombie is going to be taking this opportunity to load up on all kinds of PREMIUM FANCY SCHMANCY ORGANIC INGREDIENTS and make the biggest feast he can

He can't eat any of it of course but he is Zombie so it is FOR YOU



So who is up for a christmas feast :3

Re: A FEAST

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

will it be poisoned

/looks suspiciously at

A FEAST

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

Pyro can help with prep and taste testing? He used to work at a Greek restaurant, truefax. /creeps on

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

SO UP FOR IT. You know Feferi would be all over helping him set up if he needed the help \o/

Feferi is getting you a dinosaur plush or something Verne just so you know :>

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

F-fancy sweater stores are open? [Rubs against every last one.]

[whistlesatengineers]

Rookie will now go take western and mystery novels, kthnx.

And some extra clips of ammo for his pistol.

Oh man, what should he get the Spartans, orz

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

He should get them Spartan sized clothes. CUSTOM TAILORED.

You know as a hint to spend less time in their armor threatening to kill children and more time looking friendly.

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

be our christmas stripper

[sgt-crockets.livejournal.com]

AWW. BUT SOLDIER WANTS ALL THE GUNS ON THE STATION.

But if he can't get guns...HATS. HATS EVERYWHERE.

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

OH HE CAN GET GUNS, he just has to be sneaky about it. Not everything at once and not at the same location etc.

c: Also I'm sure he could find some antique guns that are more what he's used to, that would ordinarily be super expensive.

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

HATS? FUCK YES. HAAAAAAAATS

[swarmfree.livejournal.com]

Brb, building Veetor a clean room and finding every type of dextro-based food that isn't bagged nutrient paste.

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

Gardening supplies, propane tanks, kitchen supplies, a stove....


Pyro is going to be tricking his warehouse out. And making so many flamethrowers.

[circuitry]

/stocks up on the best dragon plushies at the swankiest of malls

/EXECUTES THEM ALL

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

/makes secret evil plans to pillage every scalemate from the station before anyone else has a chance

/has the best 12th Perigee's ever

You lose, SERKET WINS FOR THE REST OF TIME

[blacktwo.livejournal.com]

TWO IS TAKING THE SPARTANS CAROLING

NO EXCUSES

[whistlesatengineers]

If I give you sexy dresses can I opt out?
... actually no, I sound better when I can blend in a choir.

If only there was a viable excuse for them to sing Lovecraftian Christmas Carols.

[janefuckinwayne.livejournal.com]

Bonny just wants some spam and a harmonica. :') NOT THAT SHE TRUST HYPATIA...

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

..../leaves pecan pie outside her door like a creeper

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

OH UH ALSO

In addition to puppet pranking Vriska, Bro is going to ninja-style leave anonymous gifts for a bunch of people, usually one ironic and one non ironic (delivered completely separately and unconnected unless otherwise noted)

they are as follows:

Shepard - IRONIC GIFT: Photoshop / Maya tutorials
ACTUAL GIFT: a cleaned up non-clippy correction of her MMO avatar

Virgil - IRONIC GIFT: A giant blow up doll shark sex toy for Virgil with huge gag boobs. It's literally a blow-up shark with a vag and giant boobs.
NON-IRONIC GIFT: Six cases of beer and a nice set of new TOOLS

Dave - IRONIC GIFT: SURPRISE PUPPET PILE LAWL
NON IRONIC GIFT: underneath SURPRISE PUPPET ASS there will be a massive set of state of the art turntables and a whole stack of old school LPs, everything from jazz to funk to rock, and the note share with your orange brother or i punch you into next week

Kaylee - No ironic gift; but a nice new toolkit and toolbox (state of the art)... in Hello Kitty deco. With a pink ribbon.

Davesprite - IRONIC GIFT: Giant bag of birdseed
NON-IRONIC GIFT - Really good mix of about two hundred songs (yes, really) of all kinds, most of which are Relevant To Strider Interests. However, there's also a CD - BT's "This Binary Universe", with one track highlighted: "The Antikythera Mechanism" and a note: not our usual style i know but thought of you anyway

Sollux - IRONIC GIFT: creepy two headed puppets (it would have been a jar of honey, but bro doesn't know about that; so ironic things based on duality it is)
NON IRONIC GIFT - A few copies of the Dao, including the Quentin Tarantino translation (http://www.beatrice.com/archives/000029.html)

Feferi - IRONIC GIFT: A snorkeling kit
NON IRONIC GIFT - Dorky little squid plushie

Vriska - IRONIC GIFT: Spider themed smuppets in buckets.
NON IRONIC GIFT - Nothing and she'll like it >8|

d-did i forget anyone with whom I've had CR..?

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

/immediately thinks of a horrifying network post to make with this gift

[featheryasshole]

<3 <3 <3




...

/nomming on birdseed oh man so delicious

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

LMAO bro you act like she won't wear the new snorkle goggles sometimes :| so ironic a statement

this is awesome <3 merry xmas btw~

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

Emile must obviously be the one to discover that Hypatia is not a benevolent Santa when he tries to requisition ALL THE AMMO.

Also Delta will be getting presents for his pals, but I haven't decided what yet.

[mymothersshadow.livejournal.com]

What I am supposed to get?

I have no arms with which to wrap anything.

[whistlesatengineers]

Make the robots gift-wrap everything.

Or glare at the wrapping paper balefully and tell everyone what you want them to get for themselves!