Holiday mini-event

[singularitymods.livejournal.com]

HEY GUYS IT'S A HOLIDAY MINI-EVENT

So Hypatia has been persuaded to waive work credits for a week or so, so even characters without jobs or very many credits can temporarily get into super fancy hotels or apartments, eat at the swankiest restaurants, shop til they drop at the bestest fanciest malls, go to movies or the holodeck all day erryday, etc.

A description of what is available can be found here, but if anyone wants to know if a specific activity or anything is okay, just ask about it here or grab me on aim at brigantinefranke.

Yes, feel free to stock up on supplies, but be warned that Hypatia is not exactly a benevolent Santa and if you are trying to skip off with all the guns/explosives you can fit in a wheelbarrow, she'll intervene.

Comments

[arbitrating.livejournal.com]

lmao I was actually going to have O'Brien post about it at some point. HOW DO YOU TELL IF SOMEONE IS AN EVIL AI.

f-fff just what rookie always wanted

[circuitry]

/WHATEVER

/DOESN'T EVEN CELEBRATE 12TH PERIGEE'S

/TROLL JEWGISH, BITCH

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

/Is just going to roll around in this HUGE PILE OF PRESENTS OH MAN 12TH PERIGEES IS THE FUCKING SHIT

/Also totally didn't get all these presents for herself or anything that would be uberlame

 

 

 

/so ronery ;___;;;;;;;

[whistlesatengineers]

Awww, O'Brien. So paranoid.
Them cuddling tiny cats and feeding everyone oatmeal is probably an indication of the negative, dude.

peace and quiet except for the occasional snoring and drooling
and obri gets a peaceful night's sleep without worrying about ai or alien eggs
Merry Christmas, ODSTs

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

Giant spartan-sized christmas sweater for Jorge.

Re: A FEAST

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

alternately, make pyro eat it

[janefuckinwayne.livejournal.com]

Bonny just wants some spam and a harmonica. :') NOT THAT SHE TRUST HYPATIA...

Re: A FEAST

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

AWESOM

GOOD PYRO

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

/buys you puppets out of pity and/or hate

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Hate AND pity? Bro/Vriska confirmed in all quadrants y/y

Also THAT FUCKING ICON WHAT AM I LOOKING AT OH GOD. BEST.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Yyyyy

That artist does all the best/worst HS art I swear

like her shit makes me go "w-wut oh man can't... stop watching"

this is my favorite (http://fav.me/d2g68ci) (semi NSFW)

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

...

to be slightly more serious:

hideous smuppets with a vaguely spider theme sent to her apartment y/n?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Dat... Lil Cal. WHAT IS THIS. I JUST. IS THIS REAL LIFE

And hell fucking yes on the smuppets akljads;lkj

Confused horrified twitching and copious amounts of puppet ass, EVERYWHERE <3

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

YES. YES. YES. I'll have to poke Odd and Xan about this.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW it's like

pic loading and you're all mmmmm bro you really are one fine oh good god



IT IS DONE. ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT VRISKA.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I like to think that would make it the kind of fanart Bro would approve of. IT'S MAGNIFICENT ON SO MANY LEVELS~

 

OMG IT'S EVERYTHING SHE'S EVER WANTED.

BY WHICH I MEAN NOTHING SHE WOULD EVER WANT EVER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. (This calls for an image edit of that one Homestuck page with Dave smushed under a pile of smuppets, doesn't it)

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

if bro were actually able to break the fourth wall he would get that shit framed


... oh god yes plz

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Bonus points if he was to hang it somewhere at Dave's eye level. With cameras to capture the reaction for all time, naturally. :D

MAKING THIS HAPEN. NOW. <3

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

OH UH ALSO

In addition to puppet pranking Vriska, Bro is going to ninja-style leave anonymous gifts for a bunch of people, usually one ironic and one non ironic (delivered completely separately and unconnected unless otherwise noted)

they are as follows:

Shepard - IRONIC GIFT: Photoshop / Maya tutorials
ACTUAL GIFT: a cleaned up non-clippy correction of her MMO avatar

Virgil - IRONIC GIFT: A giant blow up doll shark sex toy for Virgil with huge gag boobs. It's literally a blow-up shark with a vag and giant boobs.
NON-IRONIC GIFT: Six cases of beer and a nice set of new TOOLS

Dave - IRONIC GIFT: SURPRISE PUPPET PILE LAWL
NON IRONIC GIFT: underneath SURPRISE PUPPET ASS there will be a massive set of state of the art turntables and a whole stack of old school LPs, everything from jazz to funk to rock, and the note share with your orange brother or i punch you into next week

Kaylee - No ironic gift; but a nice new toolkit and toolbox (state of the art)... in Hello Kitty deco. With a pink ribbon.

Davesprite - IRONIC GIFT: Giant bag of birdseed
NON-IRONIC GIFT - Really good mix of about two hundred songs (yes, really) of all kinds, most of which are Relevant To Strider Interests. However, there's also a CD - BT's "This Binary Universe", with one track highlighted: "The Antikythera Mechanism" and a note: not our usual style i know but thought of you anyway

Sollux - IRONIC GIFT: creepy two headed puppets (it would have been a jar of honey, but bro doesn't know about that; so ironic things based on duality it is)
NON IRONIC GIFT - A few copies of the Dao, including the Quentin Tarantino translation (http://www.beatrice.com/archives/000029.html)

Feferi - IRONIC GIFT: A snorkeling kit
NON IRONIC GIFT - Dorky little squid plushie

Vriska - IRONIC GIFT: Spider themed smuppets in buckets.
NON IRONIC GIFT - Nothing and she'll like it >8|

d-did i forget anyone with whom I've had CR..?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Incoming network post with your name on it, bb

HAPPY CHRISTMAS <3

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

best christmas ever

PS: several of them are in bukkits :|

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Pfahahaha oh god. Maximum psychological damage, GET! :B

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

..../leaves pecan pie outside her door like a creeper

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

/immediately thinks of a horrifying network post to make with this gift

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

at some point

she needs to get him back

... like in a funny way not a "HAHA PROTOTYPED THE DEVILBEAST" way