did somebody order an awkward intro?

[shipper]

...I'm pretty sure someone ordered an awkward intro.

Hello everyone, my name is Len! I'm a complete newbie to the game who was mind-controlled dogpiled enabled into adding to your already prodigious Homestuck cast.

I'll be playing Nepeta Leijon, one of the many trolls from the aforementioned canon. She is impawsibly adorable, and besides making awful feline puns she also enjoys inserting bits of roleplaying into her conversations. N-not the best angry troll ever, but there you go.

Nepeta also keeps track of all of her friends' relationships via shipping wall, which will be COMING TO A COMMUNITY NEAR YOU once she gets settled in here. I fully intend to include godawful drawings, fun will be had by all.

Uh, also! I don't know how everyone feels about troll text, but if you don't want me to tag with Nepeta's just comment here or make a note of it in your tag's header. I'll be more than happy to comply. :33

My aim is John sit down and my personal LJ is singing_monk, so feel free to hit me up on either of those or the contact post I just linked.

That's it, I think? Sob I always forget something in my tl;dr. I look forward to playing with you all! ;o;

Comments

[featheryasshole]

Everything the Icon Fairy makes is fabulous. Everyone at the upcoming Space Prom will be blinded by the sheer awesome exuding from these icons. Also possibly by the pink sparkles.

And Davesprite will never play with you! Dave might succumb, but Alternate Future Dave is far too SRS BSNS for that kind of shenanigans! Never going to happen. NEVER

Too bad Nepeta isn't interested in blackshipping because there is so much various Striders <3< Vriska you wouldn't believe it.

[shipper]

Those poor partygoers! They came for a night of fun and zero-gravity drinks and left without the ability to drive home!

Um, excuse me. You are a winged ninja creamsicle in shades, this is the complete opposite of serious business.

Pffft she leaves black rom to CERTAIN GRUMPY PEOPLE WHO DON'T ROLEPLAY.

[featheryasshole]

It's a real tragedy ;__; let's have a short moment of silence for them

Ok moment over. I will have you know I am a TRAUMATIZED winged ninja creamsicle WHOSE TIMELINE IS DEAAAAAAD. So serious. THE most serious.

[shipper]

Blah blah you know what helps cure Batman Syndrome? PRETENDING TO BE AN ANIMAL AND FROLICKING IN BETWEEN ASTERISKS.

[featheryasshole]

What makes you think I would want to cure my Batman Syndrome? BATMAN IS AWESOME.

[shipper]

BATMAN IS ALSO CURRENTLY LOST IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM WHILE HIS EQUALLY ANGSTY APPRENTICES FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO WEAR HIS BATCLOAK*. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT.

*this should be taken with a grain of salt since I don't actually read comics

[featheryasshole]

LIKE I WOULD EVER GET LOST IN SPACE OR TIME* I AM WAY TOO AWESOME FOR THAT. AND I ONLY HAVE ONE APPRENTICE AND HE IS ME SO HA HA THE JOKE'S ON YOU.

I don't read a lot of comics either but I think that started like half a year ago? Can it really still be going on? WHATEVER IT DOESN'T MATTER HERE.

[shipper]

YEAH YOU ONLY GOT LOST IN LIFE AND DEATH RIGHT. :|

You know how comics are notorious for dragging things out BUT REALLY I DON'T KNOW AND IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY AM I THINKING SO MUCH ON THIS.

[featheryasshole]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT HUSSIE IS AN INSCRUTABLE TROLL WHO WON'T COME CLEAR ON WHETHER I'M DEAD OR NOT. ;_______; OK YES I AM SO LOST IN THAT BUT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BATMAN.

now this is going to bother me all night :|a

[shipper]

OF COURSE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, FOR BEING SO RIPE FOR THE TROLLING. AND IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH BATMAN, I'M SURE HE'S BEEN LOST THERE BEFORE TOO.

I'm sorry, I've opened the Riddle of the Ages.

[featheryasshole]

THIS CONVERSATION IS INCREDIBLY SILLY AND I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHY WE ARE HAVING IT.

ok I just checked wikipedia seems like not only is bruce wayne back as batman but dick grayson is wearing the batcape too. The more you know~

[shipper]

YOU KNOW WHAT NEITHER DO I. I THINK THAT MEANS I WIN.

What two Batmans WHY. Damn you DC! o9

[featheryasshole]

WHAT NO. YOU DO NOT WIN. THERE IS NO UNIVERSE IN WHICH YOU COULD POSSIBLY WIN THIS CONVERSATION EVEN THOUGH CONVERSATIONS AREN'T ACTUALLY A SOMETHING THAT CAN BE WON OR LOST.

well apparently one batman is staying in gotham and the other is touring the world or something I DON'T KNOW

[shipper]

OF COURSE I WIN, YOU ADMITTED YOU HAD NO IDEA WHAT THIS CONVERSATION WAS ABOUT FIRST. I AM THE WINNER, IT'S ME.

W-what THEY ARE NOT A BAND hejrkte this is worse than Batman being lost in paradox space.

[featheryasshole]

FINE

YOU WIN

SEE IF I CARE



B'(

no they are not a band apparently they are a corporation now

[shipper]

THERE THERE YOU GODDAMN BLUBBERING PANSY.

What the hell. If that's the other choice I wish they really were a bad.

[featheryasshole]

/BAWWWWW

I'm just going to leave this here

[shipper]

/PAT PAT STAB

OH MY GOOOOOD THAT'S IT. DC COMICS DIES TONIGHT.