did somebody order an awkward intro?

[shipper]

...I'm pretty sure someone ordered an awkward intro.

Hello everyone, my name is Len! I'm a complete newbie to the game who was mind-controlled dogpiled enabled into adding to your already prodigious Homestuck cast.

I'll be playing Nepeta Leijon, one of the many trolls from the aforementioned canon. She is impawsibly adorable, and besides making awful feline puns she also enjoys inserting bits of roleplaying into her conversations. N-not the best angry troll ever, but there you go.

Nepeta also keeps track of all of her friends' relationships via shipping wall, which will be COMING TO A COMMUNITY NEAR YOU once she gets settled in here. I fully intend to include godawful drawings, fun will be had by all.

Uh, also! I don't know how everyone feels about troll text, but if you don't want me to tag with Nepeta's just comment here or make a note of it in your tag's header. I'll be more than happy to comply. :33

My aim is John sit down and my personal LJ is singing_monk, so feel free to hit me up on either of those or the contact post I just linked.

That's it, I think? Sob I always forget something in my tl;dr. I look forward to playing with you all! ;o;

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[circuitry]

yessssssssssssssss

[circuitry]

HI MY NAME IS LIANA AND I'M EXCITED THAT YOU'RE HERE

HENCE THE CAPSLOCKING AND STUFF

[shipper]

HI LIANA CAPSLOCK IS MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING HERE

I'M PRETTY EXCITED MYSELF

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Yay! More homestuckians!

I do not know this series but you guys are awesome. I fully expect this shipping wall to be AMAZING.

I'm Hiku! I play Commander Shepard, Dug, Kaylee, Cindy Meltzer (who will be looking forward to maybe kidnapping you or your bros in the next couple days (http://community.livejournal.com/singularityooc/43173.html)), and now a crazy AI.

:D WELCOME!

[shipper]

We're everywhere.

I hope it will be! I've got big shoes to fill, though.

A-and oh my god that is amazing. Nepeta won't know any better either, she's too naive when left unsupervised. xD

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Lol WOW. CB

MAN, I really need to read this canon.

[shipper]

Do iiiiit. It's a little hard to get into at first, but starts to pick up steam around Act 3.

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

GDI CINDY. DO I NEED TO GET OUT MY BEATIN' WRENCH AGAIN

Don't worry little sis. Jack's got your back.

And welcome to the game!

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

And by that I mean, YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD. B[

[shipper]

Fffft there's more of you. She's so dead.

And thank you!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

this is purrfectly awesome

:33

SO UM

Hi

I'm Teal! I play this douchebag here, and also idkmybffhana and machine_god

I AM EXCITE. ITS TIME FOR NEPETAQUEST 2011!

[shipper]

What is that icon even oh god.

HI TEAL. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS ADVENTURE? THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME INTENSE QUESTING FOR THE FOUNTAIN OF CUTE GOING ON HERE.

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

I AM SO READY FOR ALL THE ADVENTURES

ALL OF THEM

[shipper]

EXCELLENT

COME, NOBLE STEED. WE RIDE INTO THE SUNSET.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

HELLO YOU REMEMBER ME HEHEHE

I'M AMANDA AND I PLAY THIS DOUCHE AND I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR YOU BEING HERE AND BEING ACCEPTED AND YAAYYY.

8)

[shipper]

WHY YES HELLO AMANDA YOU'RE QUITE FAMILIAR

I'M REALLY EXCITED TOO THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME :DD

[featheryasshole]

HELLO :33

I am Aave and I play this jerk who refuses to rp with cute catgirls.

I already said this on D_M but WELCOME!

/looking forward to shipping wall like crazy

[shipper]

HELLO AAVE that icon is fabulous. Nepeta is determined to convert the non-roleplayer. She'll play with you if it's the last thing she does!

Haha yes the shipping wall is going to be beautiful. I have the same amount of drawing skill as Nepeta, you see.

[featheryasshole]

Everything the Icon Fairy makes is fabulous. Everyone at the upcoming Space Prom will be blinded by the sheer awesome exuding from these icons. Also possibly by the pink sparkles.

And Davesprite will never play with you! Dave might succumb, but Alternate Future Dave is far too SRS BSNS for that kind of shenanigans! Never going to happen. NEVER

Too bad Nepeta isn't interested in blackshipping because there is so much various Striders <3< Vriska you wouldn't believe it.

[shipper]

Those poor partygoers! They came for a night of fun and zero-gravity drinks and left without the ability to drive home!

Um, excuse me. You are a winged ninja creamsicle in shades, this is the complete opposite of serious business.

Pffft she leaves black rom to CERTAIN GRUMPY PEOPLE WHO DON'T ROLEPLAY.

[featheryasshole]

It's a real tragedy ;__; let's have a short moment of silence for them

Ok moment over. I will have you know I am a TRAUMATIZED winged ninja creamsicle WHOSE TIMELINE IS DEAAAAAAD. So serious. THE most serious.

[shipper]

Blah blah you know what helps cure Batman Syndrome? PRETENDING TO BE AN ANIMAL AND FROLICKING IN BETWEEN ASTERISKS.

[featheryasshole]

What makes you think I would want to cure my Batman Syndrome? BATMAN IS AWESOME.

[shipper]

BATMAN IS ALSO CURRENTLY LOST IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM WHILE HIS EQUALLY ANGSTY APPRENTICES FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO WEAR HIS BATCLOAK*. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT.

*this should be taken with a grain of salt since I don't actually read comics

[featheryasshole]

LIKE I WOULD EVER GET LOST IN SPACE OR TIME* I AM WAY TOO AWESOME FOR THAT. AND I ONLY HAVE ONE APPRENTICE AND HE IS ME SO HA HA THE JOKE'S ON YOU.

I don't read a lot of comics either but I think that started like half a year ago? Can it really still be going on? WHATEVER IT DOESN'T MATTER HERE.

[shipper]

YEAH YOU ONLY GOT LOST IN LIFE AND DEATH RIGHT. :|

You know how comics are notorious for dragging things out BUT REALLY I DON'T KNOW AND IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY AM I THINKING SO MUCH ON THIS.

[featheryasshole]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT HUSSIE IS AN INSCRUTABLE TROLL WHO WON'T COME CLEAR ON WHETHER I'M DEAD OR NOT. ;_______; OK YES I AM SO LOST IN THAT BUT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BATMAN.

now this is going to bother me all night :|a

[shipper]

OF COURSE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, FOR BEING SO RIPE FOR THE TROLLING. AND IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH BATMAN, I'M SURE HE'S BEEN LOST THERE BEFORE TOO.

I'm sorry, I've opened the Riddle of the Ages.

[featheryasshole]

THIS CONVERSATION IS INCREDIBLY SILLY AND I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHY WE ARE HAVING IT.

ok I just checked wikipedia seems like not only is bruce wayne back as batman but dick grayson is wearing the batcape too. The more you know~

[shipper]

YOU KNOW WHAT NEITHER DO I. I THINK THAT MEANS I WIN.

What two Batmans WHY. Damn you DC! o9

[featheryasshole]

WHAT NO. YOU DO NOT WIN. THERE IS NO UNIVERSE IN WHICH YOU COULD POSSIBLY WIN THIS CONVERSATION EVEN THOUGH CONVERSATIONS AREN'T ACTUALLY A SOMETHING THAT CAN BE WON OR LOST.

well apparently one batman is staying in gotham and the other is touring the world or something I DON'T KNOW

[shipper]

OF COURSE I WIN, YOU ADMITTED YOU HAD NO IDEA WHAT THIS CONVERSATION WAS ABOUT FIRST. I AM THE WINNER, IT'S ME.

W-what THEY ARE NOT A BAND hejrkte this is worse than Batman being lost in paradox space.

[featheryasshole]

FINE

YOU WIN

SEE IF I CARE



B'(

no they are not a band apparently they are a corporation now

[shipper]

THERE THERE YOU GODDAMN BLUBBERING PANSY.

What the hell. If that's the other choice I wish they really were a bad.

[featheryasshole]

/BAWWWWW

I'm just going to leave this here

[shipper]

/PAT PAT STAB

OH MY GOOOOOD THAT'S IT. DC COMICS DIES TONIGHT.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Aklja;lk;lkj YES

Hi and welcome and and and! I'm Louise! And as you know I am LITERALLY VRISKA IRL

Or not

But I guess what I'm trying to say is NEPETA, HELLS YEAH! Oh god I can't wait for the shipping wall asldkja;lkj so excite :B

[shipper]

HEY IT'S THE REAL LIFE SPIDERHAG HOW'S IT GOING

I mean. Yesss shipping wall, this is one of the things I'm most looking forward to. Troll romance in space. *__*

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

Hi, Len! I'm Siri, I'm also brand-new to Sing, and I play Computer Jesus over here. :D

YAY NEPETA. YAY SHIPPING WALL. Seriously, I am excite.

[shipper]

Ooooh, computer Jesus! I mean. Hello, Siri! 8D

EVERYONE SHOULD BE EXCITED FOR THE SHIPPING WALL. It's a chance for me to showcase me lackluster drawing abilities and yet be ic.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

HI MY NAME IS KARI AND A LOT OF PEOPLE CALL ME ETHAN??

wait maybe that should be reversed UM OKAY. So, introductions aside, I am so excite about your Nepeta, you don't even. SHE IS WONDERFUL AND AMAZING AND EEEEE. I nearly threadjacked on your d_m post, but it was exploding as was and you didn't need ANOTHER grouch... grouching at you.

SO YES I play Dave and am LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR POSTS SO HARD.

Welcome to Sing!!!

[shipper]

HELLO KARI CALLED ETHAN CALLED POSSIBLY VICE VERSA, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

Afgehrjrgjw oh god what even WHAT ARE YOU SAYING AAAAAAH. Don't worry about not jacking, you've been identified as the weakest Dave in regards to roleplaying. You can never escape.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

>weakest Dave in regards to roleplaying

wait whut
AM I MISINTERPRETING THIS HERE OR UM. because I mean I have an HMD available in my journal? and I do appreciate concrit. s-sob...

[shipper]

NO FRHUTJHREK I meant icly. Because Davesprite is a hardass who will never be taken to the dark ways of pretending to be a kitty.

/sob fails at wording forever.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

efsdf OH

OH


HAHA JUST. Ignore me being an awkward derp about that then. OTL

/THE FAIL IS ALL MINE
//ALL OF IT

And yeah Davesprite is very unlikely to ever RP with Nepeta. Dave, on the other hand, might do it ironically at some point. Once. And then hate himself for it.

...god that icon makes me cry a little inside
I'm just like "S-SORRY NEPETA I DIDN'T MEAN TO- ;___;"

[shipper]

No no this is what happens when I try to be funny I DEMAND SOME OF THAT FAIL FROM YOU I'LL FIGHT YOU FOR IT.

He should know beforehand that once is all it takes for her to keep coming back to him. It's like feeding a stray cat.

Ffft yes these are the devastating icons. WHEN USED ICLY, NONE CAN STAND IN OPPOSITION TO HER WILL.