BODY SWAP EVENT, CONT.

[selfkismesis]

Alright, I've randomly matched all the characters signed up with others to create a master body swap list. If I've missed anyone or matched a mun up with their own characters, just tell me here, and I'll fix it. As before, I'll accept questions in case there's anything unclear. You can also use this post to generally plot with everyone else.

The event begins on the 25th and will last until the 1st of July. After the 1st, when your character uses a teleporter, they’ll return to their own bodies.

Thor	Vriska Serket
Damian Wayne	Duo Maxwell
Garrus Vakarian	Rose Lalonde
Flonne	Nemesis Prime
Deadlock	Sean Cassidy
Garfield 'Beast Boy' Logan	Etan
John Egbert (CR AU)	Betty Ross
Roll Light	Commander Jane Shepard
The Joker	Jade Harley (CR AU)
Dave Strider (AU)	Sideswipe
Zelgadis	Michiko Malandro
Kanaya Maryam	Balder
Eridan Ampora	Soundwave
Miranda Lawson	Karkat Vantas
Legion	James Vega
Arle Nadja	Justin Law
Rose Lalonde (CR AU)	Orphaner Dualscar
Micah	Knock Out
Tria	Breakdown

Refer to THIS post for OOC contact information and body descriptions!

Comments

[ancillary]

[selfkismesis]

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

????

[selfkismesis]

since there are certain LOSERS here who respond before i have a chance to set up a question/comment/concern thread, i have to put it here. ASK ME SHIT.

[burdened]

I AM THE ROBOTS.

[burdened]

why am i on this account
why am i not asleep
help im on the internet whow does i work

[orphanerdouchescar]

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yes good

[burdened]

ehehehehehehehhehehehehehhehehe

[driftlock]

Thor and Vriska? I can't...even.... /dead

....I kind of ship it already.o_O

[fairygodtroll]

spoilers Vriska is going to do nothing but ogle herself all week

nobody will be able to talk to her without her flexing and winking at them

[stillshinigami]

Can we use different accounts for icons?

[selfkismesis]

yes, but if you do a post, you'll have to do it with your main account. also, putting a helpful ooc note would be lovely.

[pantsless]

lmfaoooooo robodave

[realmendontdie]

WE GON B ROBOTSSS

hoyl fuck im amanda hello im on the wrong account

[flonnezilla]

>Flonne
>Nemesis Prime

THIS IS EVERYTHING SHE'S EVER DREAMED OF

[knightofdarkness]

oh dear chiz

[itsokay]

AHAHAHA this is going to be beautiful. Just for Thor and Vriska alone.

GUESS WHAT JOHN, A REALLY CURIOUS CELL BIOLOGIST JUST GOT ALL YOUR POKEMON.

[extinguishescandles]

I'm dying right now. Everything is so beautiful.

I don't know how familiar you are with Homestuck but this is simultaneously the best and worst thing because Liv Tyler is John's movie star crush. And Betty getting the pokemon I just fjdaslkjflsajf.

[eclectical]

Oh my god...

[roseintheshade]

Why does the right side of my face hurt so much.

[arlenadja]

WELL, everyone involved does have a transformation ability. So, y'know, common ground!

[notofasgard]

Good.

[tordenen]

get out

[thearchangel]

I... have no idea who my boys got swapped with. Go me.

So uh. Sideswipe and Garrus swaps sound off...?

[pantsless]

o/

Sideswipe swap here!

EDITED FOR INFODUMP:

This is (one of the) Dave Strider(s). Mine is from a wonky AU, so he's a bit different from his fellow Homestucks. He's been crossed over with a canon that's kind of like X-Men in that it has mutants and the mutants are not particularly liked by most of society.

*Dave has four psychic arms that can reach a few meters. They are pretty versatile -- they can grab stuff/pick incredibly heavy stuff up/block bullets/cut through most things. And they're invisible to the average person, so that's an advantage. Think psychic Doc Ock.
*You can also fling yourself around with them. It's not as effective as flying but it works.
*He's also kind of instinctively driven to take out humans. How badly this affects Sideswipe is up to you.
*Unlike several other Homestucks he is NOT immortal. He has the endurance of a teenager and basically relies on the fact that he's hard to hit.

I hope that covers the basics! If you have any more questions I have another blurb here and my contact info is there too.

[notromanceable]

fffffffffffff ohey, Legion.

[cohesions]

WE ARE ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[unchimerical]

Zel is going to have the worst of angst trips over this.

[cashflow]

AYE WHERE IS THE RESPECT AROUND THESE PARTS

jk michiko and zel can both angst together
take good care of her earrings she stole those you know

[ba_dum_chhhh]

Excellent.

[cohesions]

YES, GOOD.

For Etan, Tria, Legion, and Knock Out, throw me a line at vicioushallway @ aim or teamkill @ plurk if I don't get to you first!

[hammerhanded]

BUT TRIA YOUR CHEST ISN'T BIG ENOUGH TO BE BREAKDOWN

[killswithbrooms]

>>roll
>>shepard

WHELP

[hammerhanded]

Kanaya => Balder
Breakdown => Tria

HIT ME UP AT HPLUS FUTURE ON AIM

but I will find you

[dusk_and_dawn]

well that isn't creepy at all

[tordenen]

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ALJFALKDJFADLFJA

EDIT: I know absolutely nothing about Homestuck other than there are trolls. HERE IS MY SMOKE SIGNAL.

[fairygodtroll]

WHY HELLO THERE. You got this adorable little monstrosity. 8V

I put some stuff about her here, but basically:

* She's almost fifteen years old by now, 5'3, has a giant mass of butt-length black hair that will resist any attempt at taming it and she's "god tier". Which means she's an immortal fairy troll with a terrible outfit.

* She has (extremely limited) mind control powers! They don't work very well on humans or strong-willed types, but she can make weak-willed people do hilarious terrible things. GO NUTS.

* She's the ~Thief of Light~, which means she can shoot magical luck-stealing eye lasers at people. Idk. HOMESTUCK LOGIC

* Troll romance is a thing. So while in Vriska's body, Thor miiight get some really strong urges to make out with people he hates.
 

I think that's the basics? my contact information is in the post I linked, but I'm a Britling and my timezone can make me kind of awkward to get hold of. So if you have any questions, ask away! 8B