Awkwardly adds to the Newbie Intro Pile…

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I was planning on posting this yesterday because that’s when all the cool people were born (Jan Sterling, Leslie Howard, Marlon Brando, Jane Goodall) but I was in my own little world of crunk listening to Daisy Dukes by 69 Boyz so I couldn’t be bothered.

Anyway, hello Sing! My name is Ida, and I’m a broke ass college kid. (And by broke I mean MC Hammer, Microwavable Top Ramen-eating broke). I come bearing a Latina convict by the name of Michiko Malandro from the show Michiko to Hatchin: which is basically a whirlwind of police chases, lawless adventures, and emotional ups and downs in search of one asswipe mysterious, alluring man.

You can always contact me through PM, but you are definitely free to add me both on AIM (idahna) and plurk. I am THAT DIVERSE with usernames.

And remember folks: Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.

Comments

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SUP SURGE

most of them are old Hollywood that no one cares about (and truthfully I shouldn't even be caring about) so no worries!

all of these muses sound so deliciouss

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I only know Marlon Brando because a artist I know knows him and I like smashing my face into her work at every opportunity

AS DOES YOUR MUSE MY FRIEND
AS DOES YOURS
I am looking up this canon and liking all the things I am seeing so far
wink wink nudge nudge so on and such forth

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I mean, you can always smash your face into this...



just sayin. (and yes that is not the real caption)

doo eeettt

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oh ho ho ho

Also, I am watching the first episode and my god Hachin is a saint or something because I would have smacked the hell out of ALL HER FOSTER FAMILY before fucking breakfast
cuz fuck that noise
I cook you an omelet
you eat it priest guy
don't give a fuck if it's burnt
you don't waste food in my house
god damn
so rude

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hana's foster family ain't nothing but hoes and tricks. I legit wanted to harvest them over a burning fire.

you can literally get through this show in a week if you watch around four 20 minute episodes a day. Even less if you marathon that shit.

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE PLAYING CHARACTERS FROM MtH I'M JUST FEEDING THE FIRE

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Oh my god this is how I am feeling right now.
Like the Dursley's cranked up to 11 and throw in some "Wow where is child services oh wait is just crashed through the kitchen yes excellent"

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DATS MICHIKO

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"WE TREATED YOU SO WELL HANA"

OH HE DID NOT

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OH HE DID

I hope this doesn't come as a surprise since it's easy to see coming but the bastard dies.

oh and do you have a plurk by any chance at all

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AWWWWWW YES

JUST DESSERTS ARE BEST DESSERTS

YES I DO AND I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU IF YOU HAD ONE CAUSE I WANNA LIVEPLURK THIS SO BAD

It's Surgeprisingly

because puns

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I approve of said pun.

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yes good