Awkwardly adds to the Newbie Intro Pile…

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I was planning on posting this yesterday because that’s when all the cool people were born (Jan Sterling, Leslie Howard, Marlon Brando, Jane Goodall) but I was in my own little world of crunk listening to Daisy Dukes by 69 Boyz so I couldn’t be bothered.

Anyway, hello Sing! My name is Ida, and I’m a broke ass college kid. (And by broke I mean MC Hammer, Microwavable Top Ramen-eating broke). I come bearing a Latina convict by the name of Michiko Malandro from the show Michiko to Hatchin: which is basically a whirlwind of police chases, lawless adventures, and emotional ups and downs in search of one asswipe mysterious, alluring man.

You can always contact me through PM, but you are definitely free to add me both on AIM (idahna) and plurk. I am THAT DIVERSE with usernames.

And remember folks: Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.

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[finnick_odair]

Welcome!

I don't know your fandom, but I understand the whole college poverty thing...XD

I'm sAmmii, and I play Finnick Odair from The Hunger Games. I'm fairly new here myself, but I hope you enjoy the place as much as I have so far! Feel free to add me on Plurk as well. :)

[cashflow]

I'll survive. ...somehow

Muchas gracias, sAmmii! To be completely honest, I'm probably the only person on the face of intergalactic space to have never read/nor seen the Hunger Games. However, I think I've garnered enough third party info about it to get the premise.

[articletwelve]

Man, all I know about Michiko to Hatchin is that it looks exactly like the kind of show I'd love and that I haven't seen it yet. Something tells me I should fix this. :|a

But more importantly, welcome welcome \o/ I'm Larissa, and I play one (1) paranoid former special agent asshole, Agent Washington from Red vs. Blue. Good to have you here ♥

[cashflow]

It probably is. I say, let the spirits move you to fix that shit, brah.

Nice to meet you, Larissa! I just took a peek at some of his icons and all I have to say is congratulations on your face, Agent Washington.

[articletwelve]

I will do this. \o/

And LMFAO that is the best response I've ever gotten. Tahmoh just fits him too perfectly (and his Dollhouse character is basically Wash's identical twin, so). 8)

[cashflow]

/high-fives!

He sort of looks like David Conrad with his hair slicked back/aka the man that should be visiting me in my dreams for the next five years.

And if Dollhouse is only 27 episodes then I actually might have time to see this show for once YEHEAHHH

[articletwelve]

man I've never seen David Conrad before but there's definitely some similarities there. CURIOUS. I will take any and all dreams like that really.

It's on Netflix, if you have that, and it's a pretty quick watch! It has its high and low points (the pacing in particular is kind of jarring because it suffered from OH GOD ARE WE GONNA GET CANCELED syndrome), but the concept is really fascinating.

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I feel like very TV show has that if they haven't gained a stable following before it's premiere. Doesn't stop me, though!

And hey: you check out MtH, I check out Dollhouse. It's a brilliant trade tbh.

[articletwelve]

This is true, especially in recent years. Hardly anything gets more than a couple of seasons to really find itself.

Yes indeed &haerts; Now the question is if I can toss Red vs Blue your way with it 8)

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...*every. damn you adjoining keys and unconscious reflexes

HAGGING TERMS OF AGREEMENT EH? we will see my friend we will see

[articletwelve]

I SAW NOTHING.

and you bet your ass i am. COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE...






well actually all we have is a box canyon full of useless soldiers but at least it's something.

Also I am going to add you on plurk so hello.

[mcfussyfangs]

MARLON BRANDO IS THE ONLY NAME I KNOW FROM THAT LIST
HI
I'M SURGE
I play a troll vampire, a rude giant robot and a hilariously traumatized child now (emphasis on the hilarious)

[cashflow]

SUP SURGE

most of them are old Hollywood that no one cares about (and truthfully I shouldn't even be caring about) so no worries!

all of these muses sound so deliciouss

[mcfussyfangs]

I only know Marlon Brando because a artist I know knows him and I like smashing my face into her work at every opportunity

AS DOES YOUR MUSE MY FRIEND
AS DOES YOURS
I am looking up this canon and liking all the things I am seeing so far
wink wink nudge nudge so on and such forth

[cashflow]

I mean, you can always smash your face into this...



just sayin. (and yes that is not the real caption)

doo eeettt

[mcfussyfangs]

oh ho ho ho

Also, I am watching the first episode and my god Hachin is a saint or something because I would have smacked the hell out of ALL HER FOSTER FAMILY before fucking breakfast
cuz fuck that noise
I cook you an omelet
you eat it priest guy
don't give a fuck if it's burnt
you don't waste food in my house
god damn
so rude

[cashflow]

hana's foster family ain't nothing but hoes and tricks. I legit wanted to harvest them over a burning fire.

you can literally get through this show in a week if you watch around four 20 minute episodes a day. Even less if you marathon that shit.

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE PLAYING CHARACTERS FROM MtH I'M JUST FEEDING THE FIRE

[halfheartedcurse]

Oh my god this is how I am feeling right now.
Like the Dursley's cranked up to 11 and throw in some "Wow where is child services oh wait is just crashed through the kitchen yes excellent"

[cashflow]

DATS MICHIKO

[halfheartedcurse]

"WE TREATED YOU SO WELL HANA"

OH HE DID NOT

[cashflow]

OH HE DID

I hope this doesn't come as a surprise since it's easy to see coming but the bastard dies.

oh and do you have a plurk by any chance at all

[halfheartedcurse]

AWWWWWW YES

JUST DESSERTS ARE BEST DESSERTS

YES I DO AND I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU IF YOU HAD ONE CAUSE I WANNA LIVEPLURK THIS SO BAD

It's Surgeprisingly

because puns

[cashflow]

I approve of said pun.

[halfheartedcurse]

yes good

[thehangingman]

Hey welcomoe. :3 I play Batou from Ghost in the Shell, and I'm 'deinocherids' on plurk. Welcome!

[cashflow]

Thanks! Batou looks ridiculously badass.

[personalbubble]

IDA, OMG YOU'RE HERE AND I SOMEHOW MISSED THAT!

I am going to hunt you down and squish you with love.

[cashflow]

ALEX IT'S OKAY!!

Did I mention that I identified with Violet for the majority of my preteen years? or at least my parents did but w/e.

[personalbubble]

/squishes with love regardless

IT'S SORT OF CLOSE ENOUGH. 8D I want to mash Violet her way at some point

[cashflow]

baww bb

Violet's passive aggressive snarkiness will remind Michiko of Hatchin so there will be monkey business, no doubt!