oh shit son

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

oh hey there guys

I'm Teal! I play a zombie.

Now I also play this delightful bitch queen :3 because this space station clearly didn't have enough psychotic AI on it.

This post has some information in it, in my general TL;DR fashion, about her abilities and stuff. She is actually gonna be spending the next week learning to use this stuff since this is a new space station and she will be confused. She will also spend it creepering because basically this whole event IS System Shock and what is System Shock without SHODAN

A boring game where you run around and drink a lot of booze for the lulz is what

uh

any questions

Comments

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

... oh man

see I am torn because on the one hand I'm like

*DO WANT*

*TEMPTS*



but on the other I don't want to because I know how busy you are

so

NO DON'T DO IT MAN DON'T

*shoves*

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA OH GOD THOUGH IT'D BE AWFUL

having GLaDOS, AM, and SHODAN all on the same station

TROUBLE WAITING TO HAPPEN

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

it'd be a hideous quadrangle of hate

I don't know if they'd manage to kill each other or everyone on the station first

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

oh man it'd be complicated

AM totally absorbed the other two super computers in his world, so he'd probably want to just to have leverage over them

BUT THEN AGAIN HE REALLY HATES FLESHY THINGS

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

and SHODAN murdered the hell out of Xerxes. So... yes. she'd want the same thing

meanwhile GLaDOS is just passive aggressive and HAL is like popcorn.gif

AT LEAST THEY HAVE THAT IN COMMON