http://machine-god.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityooc2010-10-30 11:01 pm
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oh shit son

oh hey there guys

I'm Teal! I play a zombie.

Now I also play this delightful bitch queen :3 because this space station clearly didn't have enough psychotic AI on it.

This post has some information in it, in my general TL;DR fashion, about her abilities and stuff. She is actually gonna be spending the next week learning to use this stuff since this is a new space station and she will be confused. She will also spend it creepering because basically this whole event IS System Shock and what is System Shock without SHODAN

A boring game where you run around and drink a lot of booze for the lulz is what

uh

any questions
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[identity profile] terminatenomore.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have enough my_body_is_ready.jpgs in the world to illustrate my excite.

[identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
you mean that pathetic meat you CALL a body

there

yeah

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
oh god another AI :|

♥

[identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
HEY SO SARAH

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HAVING CYBERNETIC IMPLANTS

AND ALSO BEING MY BRAINWASHED SLAVE

SO I CAN DESTROY HUMANITY

IS THAT RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS

or are you like that lame guy goggles and are you going to wrench me to death :|

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
D: D: D:

/pulls out toolkit

/FINDS WRENCH

[identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
aw baby why you gotta be like that

[identity profile] hows-the-knee.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That's just how I roll~ :D
notsoloyal: (ooc/ triple changers waffles and tea)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2010-10-31 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
/touches

[identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
oh bb
want to be a perfect immortal machine with me

your boyfriend can come too

hell you can be my heralds

[identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yay :D

and you can tell me all about your glorious machine world and I can promise that I'll come with you someday and make it perfect

by which I mean y'know override Primus and become god myself

and then we'll conquer the universe together

and it'll be awesome sunshine and robot ponies!
notsoloyal: (../ what do you mean no more experiments)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2010-10-31 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
do i get a robot pony?

[identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
you can have a robot unicorn
notsoloyal: (drunk/ you only want me for my logic)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2010-10-31 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
rainbow version or heavy metal?
notsoloyal: (font/ you can't beat the bunny logic)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2010-10-31 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
the heavy metal one is pretty awesome i have to say it doesn't run to erasure but it does look cooler. i want that one

[identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
how about

i give you both

and when you want erasure you can ride the rainbow one

and when you want to be hardcore you ride the heavy metal one
notsoloyal: (grin/ and this is why i should not smile)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2010-10-31 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
i like this plan

you are my new bestest friend

[identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
&hearts

[identity profile] allshock-notalk.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
FFFFFFF

i will not app AM i will not app AM i will not app AM

[identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
... oh man

see I am torn because on the one hand I'm like

*DO WANT*

*TEMPTS*



but on the other I don't want to because I know how busy you are

so

NO DON'T DO IT MAN DON'T

*shoves*

[identity profile] allshock-notalk.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA OH GOD THOUGH IT'D BE AWFUL

having GLaDOS, AM, and SHODAN all on the same station

TROUBLE WAITING TO HAPPEN

[identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
it'd be a hideous quadrangle of hate

I don't know if they'd manage to kill each other or everyone on the station first

[identity profile] allshock-notalk.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
oh man it'd be complicated

AM totally absorbed the other two super computers in his world, so he'd probably want to just to have leverage over them

BUT THEN AGAIN HE REALLY HATES FLESHY THINGS

[identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
and SHODAN murdered the hell out of Xerxes. So... yes. she'd want the same thing

meanwhile GLaDOS is just passive aggressive and HAL is like popcorn.gif

AT LEAST THEY HAVE THAT IN COMMON

[identity profile] moira-brown.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like...a...glowing...battle fairy. She's pretty sure the blue one is gonna be mad.

Ohgoodness this is my very favorite kind of computer creature person hello hello hello there

(This is what Moira sees (http://images.neopets.com/games/new_tradingcards/lg_jhudora_day_2005.gif). Hypatia looks like this (http://www.jellyneo.net/images/museum/faeries/spacefaerie.bmp). There is no such thing as holography in 2277; therefore insubstantial glowing ladies are fairies. Obvsly.)

[identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAf dnfnnf oh god :`) she is an eVIL FAIRY WITCH ahahahfdshnf
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