Heeeeey there

[orphanerdouchescar]

Hello everyone, I'm Zorn and boy am I nervous excited to be here playing with you guys. I've been stalking following the HS cast for a while now (holy shit over a year what) and I'm bringing Eridan's douchebag ancestor: Orphaner Dualscar. If people thought Eridan was bad, take a look at this piece of work. Which is also why I have this! A nice little permission post covering the general things Dualscar is capable of doing! He's an adult troll after all, and being sans human morals, and perfected sense of entitlement, he really gives no fucks about you. But I do! So please, fill that out.

ANYWAYS UH I REALLY SUCK AT INTROS AND I'M NEW TO PLAYING DUALSCAR, so please be gentle with me, I am but a fair maiden lad u///u

Also you can add me on a number of things, Plurk, Aim(zornsable), or even skype(zornsable) if ya want!

Comments

[redancestor]

Oh it is. The platonic means your life is at legitimate risk.

[orphanerdouchescar]

You're grossly overestimating your abilities, gutterblood.

[redancestor]

You're underestimating the power of allies.

[orphanerdouchescar]

Just like a coward to hide behind others. I'm thoroughly unsurprised.

[redancestor]

Just like a desperate troll to wield such unnecessarily large rifle. A need for something to brag about?

[orphanerdouchescar]

It's merely a weapon to match me in greatness. Signless, your envy is quite evident. Though, such petty shots are to be expected from someone whose worth is nonexistent.

[redancestor]

Oh yes, that is why my descendant is the one giving your's orders.

[orphanerdouchescar]

What.

[redancestor]

You heard me. Or are your audionodes so accustomed to your own voice they can hear no other?

[orphanerdouchescar]

Aren't you clever. Regardless, then it's fortuitous that I'm here to correct this disgusting problem before it becomes irreparable.

[redancestor]

Then I suspect you will find yourself with much work ahead of you.