Heeeeey there

[orphanerdouchescar]

Hello everyone, I'm Zorn and boy am I nervous excited to be here playing with you guys. I've been stalking following the HS cast for a while now (holy shit over a year what) and I'm bringing Eridan's douchebag ancestor: Orphaner Dualscar. If people thought Eridan was bad, take a look at this piece of work. Which is also why I have this! A nice little permission post covering the general things Dualscar is capable of doing! He's an adult troll after all, and being sans human morals, and perfected sense of entitlement, he really gives no fucks about you. But I do! So please, fill that out.

ANYWAYS UH I REALLY SUCK AT INTROS AND I'M NEW TO PLAYING DUALSCAR, so please be gentle with me, I am but a fair maiden lad u///u

Also you can add me on a number of things, Plurk, Aim(zornsable), or even skype(zornsable) if ya want!

Comments

[princeofhope]

helo.

[orphanerdouchescar]

Augh.

[princeofhope]

wow RUDE.

[fairygodtroll]

who's this douchebag

[orphanerdouchescar]

Oh wow rude!

[fairygodtroll]

will posting with my best icon mollify you at all

wait shit this is still pretty rude

FUCK

[orphanerdouchescar]

THATS NOT RUDE ITS LEWD.
GOSH WHAT IS WITH THESE WRIGGLERS. BACK IN MY DAY....

[redancestor]

Hi, I'm Levon and I play both the Signless and Joe who is Eridan's space-dad. Expect neither to like Dualscar and perhaps attempt him bodily harm.

[orphanerdouchescar]

Hiiii! Oh you're silly, I'm sure they'll be besties! They could even get matching bracelets, I'm sure Signless would really like that. I heard he likes bracelets, especially of the searing your skin off variety!

[princeofhope]

Dad.

[orphanerdouchescar]

You be quiet.

[princeofhope]

I draw the line at searin bracelets. Besides, that's rude to do for my date... thing that I won. Ask permission first.

[orphanerdouchescar]

Excuse you?

[princeofhope]

You heard what I said.

[orphanerdouchescar]

So, I see you've been tainted to the point of insubordination to your superiors. Pity.

[princeofhope]

That just means that you're going to have to remind me what a perfect Prince should be.

I'll follow your example shortly. Promise.

[redancestor]

He already has those! Fucking station's sadistic when it comes to Christmas gifts.

Oh and while Dualscar gets him some bracelets, Signless will make him into (>=Trio)scar.

[orphanerdouchescar]

I do believe that's flirting, mutant. How repulsive.

[redancestor]

I assure you, my hatred is purely platonic.

[orphanerdouchescar]

Like that makes a lick a difference.

[redancestor]

Oh it is. The platonic means your life is at legitimate risk.

[orphanerdouchescar]

You're grossly overestimating your abilities, gutterblood.

[redancestor]

You're underestimating the power of allies.

[orphanerdouchescar]

Just like a coward to hide behind others. I'm thoroughly unsurprised.

[redancestor]

Just like a desperate troll to wield such unnecessarily large rifle. A need for something to brag about?

[orphanerdouchescar]

It's merely a weapon to match me in greatness. Signless, your envy is quite evident. Though, such petty shots are to be expected from someone whose worth is nonexistent.

[redancestor]

Oh yes, that is why my descendant is the one giving your's orders.

[orphanerdouchescar]

What.

[redancestor]

You heard me. Or are your audionodes so accustomed to your own voice they can hear no other?

[orphanerdouchescar]

Aren't you clever. Regardless, then it's fortuitous that I'm here to correct this disgusting problem before it becomes irreparable.

[redancestor]

Then I suspect you will find yourself with much work ahead of you.

[mirthful]

S'up. I'm Lauren and I just play this guy.

[orphanerdouchescar]

OH HIIII. Dualscar's pre-death, so he won't be as wary as he normally would be after experiencing the harsh whimsy of the GHB. SO THIS'LL BE INTERESTING.

[mirthful]

Best if he meets both Gamzees at different times so he isn't aware of the difference.

[myownbestfriend]

C-C-COMBOBREAKER.

I'm Carolyn, and I'm not in the Homestuck cast anymore. I'm a mod, and I play Emma Frost here from X-Men, Kevin Flynn from Tron, and an AI OC named Alex. Welcome to Sing!

[orphanerdouchescar]

WOW HDU

not really, sup! ILOVEXMENHI! I'm not familiar with Tron so much though, and oooh OCs :Oa I've actually never played with anyone's OC before, it'll be interesting!

[myownbestfriend]

I DO WHAT I WANT SHAWDUALSCAR

Our OC cast is small, but good...though I am perhaps biased on this score.

We have a handful of the X-Manz from 616 (Hank, Kurt, and Emma), a few XFC people (Charles, Erik, Raven, Sean, and an AU Charles), and otherwise it's pretty much Avengers all the way down.

Flynn, who is ordinarily extremely gentle, was the multiverse's calmest sea-dweller for a week during a species swap event. He was rather upset about how short his temper was. He was just snapping at people left and right!

[selfkismesis]

nice to meet you! i'm linda, and i play karkat! if you ever wanna plot or anything, feel free to contact me at Pb2Ag on AIM or superfluously on plurk! welcome to the game!!!

[orphanerdouchescar]

Hello and thank you! /casually adds on stuff

I'm always up for plotting so if you ever want to do the same, feel free to smack me in the back of the head via IM or plurk C:

[hesmypuddin]

HI ZORN! I'm Alma and I play this here crazy as a rucksack chick from the Batverse. 8D

I love me some Homestuck, even if I have to catch up on the strip since the new year, omfg so much to read! /flail Filling out the permission post and cannot wait to thread with you!

[orphanerdouchescar]

HARLEEEYYYYYYYY YES BEAUTIFUL!! You're already after my heart I can tell!

Oh jeez catch up! GOSHHHHHH!! But yes I am excited to thread with you as well, these two will be just awful!

[hesmypuddin]

As said in the permissions post: OPEN FOR AL THE THINGS

I love the ancestors so hard.. unf.. I've debated apping in various HS'ers in the past (Tavrooooosssssss), but I leave it to the pros and stick with what I am good at. XD

These two together will be bad for many other things. Mister J better be on his toeeees.

[lithp]

zooooorn ♥

NEEDS DUALSCAR CREEPING IN QUADRANTS RIGHT NOW

[orphanerdouchescar]

Triiiiicks ♥

OH HE WILL, HE JUST WILL BE SO BAFFLED AS TO WHY HIS DESCENDANT IS DATING A SHIP BATTERY

[lithp]

rude dualscar you know you would hatebang solluxs ancestor if you were allowed to!!

[orphanerdouchescar]

...... Maybe.

[lithp]

so your descendant succeeded where you couldn't obvsly

[orphanerdouchescar]

Not everyone is entirely invested in sticking their bulge in an engine.