salute, singularity~

[mentore]

oh hello everyone, you know have +1 Assassino in your outer space colony. I present to you Ezio Auditore da Firenze of late Brotherhood, coming in with memories from Gargleblasted so Mass Effecters, he might recognize a few of you. Also, he has the Apple, just nowhere near as powerful. Still, fear the Apple.

anyway, sup, I'm Lina, and I am nowhere near Italian but I hope to bring you your daily does of Italianos to your game. questions, comments, concerns? you can find me on plurk @ lightcycle or add me on AIM @ vagabondwoof

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[nobleseven]

... and this is the story of how Ezio became the replacement Batman.

I love this already. LET'S DO IT.

[mentore]

HEY AT LEAST HE'S NOT THAT OLD LOL he will want to gather babbysassins for sure and we'll get him a dog for good measure

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WHITE TERRY?

[nobleseven]

HE'S PLENTY OLD. ESPECIALLY FOR LIKE THE 1500s! MOST PEOPLE DIDN'T EVEN LIVE THAT LONG GOD BY TODAY'S STANDARDS HE'S LIKE SEVEN HUNDRED.

he's pretty sure a white batsuit just wouldn't end well. ALSO HE HAS THIS THING, EZIO, ABOUT NOT KILLING ANYONE...

[mentore]

DON'T YOU EVEN SAY THAT TERRY HUSH YOU HE IS NOT OLD HE IS A SILVER FOX HDU although all my creys he's gotten used to being called old but he'll still lineface a little

HEY TBF EZIO ONLY KILLS WHEN IT'S NECESSARY

[punliners]

this is everything I've ever wanted in life.


no hush killing is never necessary. EXHIBIT A)

[mentore]

FIRST RULE OF ASSASSINS: YOU ASSASSINATE PEOPLE.

though he won't ever force him into it at all if he doesn't want to do it he's more understanding of that these days