salute, singularity~

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oh hello everyone, you know have +1 Assassino in your outer space colony. I present to you Ezio Auditore da Firenze of late Brotherhood, coming in with memories from Gargleblasted so Mass Effecters, he might recognize a few of you. Also, he has the Apple, just nowhere near as powerful. Still, fear the Apple.

anyway, sup, I'm Lina, and I am nowhere near Italian but I hope to bring you your daily does of Italianos to your game. questions, comments, concerns? you can find me on plurk @ lightcycle or add me on AIM @ vagabondwoof

Comments

[justamobster]

Scrrreeeeeam, Ezio! ♥ I am so exciteddd

Welcome to Sing! I'm Heather, and I currently play this OC, a dragon mobster named Ladon Ceto as well as Dana Mercer (hesstillmybrother) from Prototype and I'm hoping to app La Volpe soon~! :D Looking forward to playing with you!

[punliners]

SCREAM EZIO yes hello hi come into my arms I can't wait.

hellooo I'm roy and I play this bro, Charles Xavier from XFC, Quicksilver from one of the sundry Marvel comics continuities, and a random supersoldier dude who doesn't fall under the ME umbrella. o/

BUT YES it's great to have you! \o/

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TERRY MCGINNIS I LOVE YOU I WILL COME INTO ARMS \o/

obvs they should meet

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LA VOOOLPPEEEE EEEE

[nobleseven]

... and this is the story of how Ezio became the replacement Batman.

I love this already. LET'S DO IT.

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HEY AT LEAST HE'S NOT THAT OLD LOL he will want to gather babbysassins for sure and we'll get him a dog for good measure

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WHITE TERRY?

[nobleseven]

HE'S PLENTY OLD. ESPECIALLY FOR LIKE THE 1500s! MOST PEOPLE DIDN'T EVEN LIVE THAT LONG GOD BY TODAY'S STANDARDS HE'S LIKE SEVEN HUNDRED.

he's pretty sure a white batsuit just wouldn't end well. ALSO HE HAS THIS THING, EZIO, ABOUT NOT KILLING ANYONE...

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DON'T YOU EVEN SAY THAT TERRY HUSH YOU HE IS NOT OLD HE IS A SILVER FOX HDU although all my creys he's gotten used to being called old but he'll still lineface a little

HEY TBF EZIO ONLY KILLS WHEN IT'S NECESSARY

[punliners]

this is everything I've ever wanted in life.


no hush killing is never necessary. EXHIBIT A)

[thinkin_arbys]

Hey you.

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FIRST RULE OF ASSASSINS: YOU ASSASSINATE PEOPLE.

though he won't ever force him into it at all if he doesn't want to do it he's more understanding of that these days

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Hello stranger~

[thinkin_arbys]

Fancy meeting you here.

We're not allowed to intro at the same time btw. One of them needs to freak out.

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All the freaking out BUT WHO :|a

[thinkin_arbys]

I kinda want to see him mad. :|a

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... hmmmmm :|a

all the chin scratching

[thinkin_arbys]

:|a



You go first.

[fuckinghubble]

AAAAAA EZIO please marry me.

jkfgdk also hi I am R and I play some asshole named Raimi Matthews.

Don't mind me while I just. Resist tackling you now like a creep. Welcome to the game!

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\o\ /o/

tackle away~

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:|a



okay.

[namesnotprowl]

OH HI THERE :D

I'm Jayde, and I play Barricade from the live-action Transformer movies (this guy), Anon from Tron: Evolution (recompiling), and Jack Walters from the Call of Cthulhu video game (lookslike_fishmen).

YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME from using one of these accounts to mention here...

[curbstomping]

AND NOW A PROPER WELCOME ON THE GAME COMM /o/

Welcome! :3 I'm Blanche and I already added you like a stalker thanks to Nini. Play this douchebag here, Alex Mercer, and North Dakota from RvB and planning on dragging Clay Kaczmarek's ass here. :'3

[twotailmechanic]

Oh sweet Ezio~! I really need to get my butt in gear and finish watching a walkthough of Assassin's Creed Revelations.

[hesmypuddin]

/grabby hands Ezzzzzzzzzzzziooooooooo!!!

Hi Lina! I'm Alma and I play this here crackpot. Looking forward to seeing you in game! 8D

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I feel like I should play that video game because I love Cthulhu/Lovecraftian mythos /o/

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LOL A+ intros for your characters

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spoiler alert: I haven't had the time to finish Revelations so you're in good company rofl

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HARLEEEYYYYYYY Hello to you too!

[namesnotprowl]

YOU SHOULD 8D it was super-cheap on Steam when I got it. Word of warning, though, the chase sequences will make you cry.

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worse than the ones in AC? D:

[namesnotprowl]

I couldn't say, I'm like... the one person in the world that hadn't played AC (unsure)
But seriously if you like. Accidentally misstep or forget to lock a latch after you, you die. It's terrifying.

[dusk_and_dawn]

That name plus flirty icons? Intriguing.

Anyway, I'm Bluepard, I play this guy and am new.

[myownbestfriend]

Hello, my name is Carolyn and I am the slowest. Welcome to Sing. Please enjoy your stay and try not to run afoul of any crazy robots, of which we have plenty.

On top of Emma here, I play Kevin Flynn from Tron (theuserabides) and an OC, Alex, who is a computer but only medium crazy (413x). Also I'm a mod, so drop me a line if you need anything.

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LOL naw you're not alone but I will enable you into it

oh lord that... sounds more like Prince of Persia /o/

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You can't have Ezio without flirty icons

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Emma and Kevin? *3*

sure thing! thanks for the welcome :3

[theuserabides]

Switching between them is good for a case of mental whiplash, lemmetellya.

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LOLOLOL I bet

all the stars in my eyes at such a big tron cast

[myownbestfriend]

I. May have noticed your personal account is Tron-themed. /cough

[mentore]

it is indeed and I also snagged the account derezzed and turned it into a Sam Flynn account

THE SHEER FACT THAT NO ONE HAD TAKEN DEREZZED IS ASTOUNDING

[chozobloodrites]

Oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man my ovaries are going crazy right now.

But hello there I am Sarah, and I play this space-bitch Samus Aran. And now I may have to pick up Claudia because who doesn't need a badass sister.

[lookslike_fishmen]

It shall go on the list of games I want to play! ... Beside everything I keep not finishing, and all those games that are console-only.

I've never played Prince of Persia, but if there are angry fishmen shooting at you the whole way, it's exactly like Dark Corners of the Earth. If the Prince was actually a complete klutz.

[mentore]

AC is on PC actually!

oh well it sounds just as panicky as Prince of Persia welp

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CLAUDIA OMG YESSSS EZIO MISSES HIS SISTER LIKE WOAH

[lookslike_fishmen]

Which is the BEST EVER.

It can be pretty panicky ngl. But the insanty effects are so entertaining you have no idea

[selfkismesis]

welcome to the game! i'm linda, and i play karkat vantas from homestuck! if you ever want to plot or anything, feel free to reach me on AIM at pb2ag or plurk at superfluously!

hell yes need more asscreed in this game, hahaha. can't wait to play with you!!

[l3g1sl4t1ng]

GROSS IT'S LINA. GROSS.

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EWW GROSS IT'S KIM GET YOUR COOTIES OFF ME

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ALL THE ASSCREED

ALL OF IT.