Why So Serious, Sacrosanct?

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HEEEheeehaaaa--ha-ha-haaaaaa.

Why hello there, everyone.

Hiku here, bringing you this horrible new character. Prepare yourselves for a MYRIAD of permissions posts re: all the terrible things Joker will try to do to everyone. And rest assured I will be tagging every single post with trigger warnings because aaaaahaha, yeah.

Joker, what a card.

I apologize in advance.

SO, who wants to be harassed by a psychotic clown?

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IT MEANS YOU HAVE A MINION

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Words cannot express my glee.

Let's see if explosives can manage it.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Gamzee.

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JOKER IS MY MASTER NOW

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IM DONE WITH LIVING.

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YES

YES YOU ARE

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DONT AGREE WITH ME I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

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JOKER HAS SHOWN ME THE LIGHT

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NO IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY LIGHT AND ITS BETTER THAN HIS.

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LET THE PAP SHOOSHING COMMENCE

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NO SHIT?!?!

also brb pretending to be a seagoat. BAAAAA.

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MAAAAAA MAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FUCK I ONLY MAKE SEAHORSE NOISES.


NEEIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHH MOTHERFUCKERSSS

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BITCHES LOVE SEAGOATS

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[So very proud.]

SAY. I THINK I SHOULD TEACH YOU A MAGIC TRICK OR TWO, M'BOY.

FIRST, HOW TO MAKE THIS PENCIL DISAPPEAR.

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MAGIC I LOVE MAGIC

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Other me, stop being stupid.

HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY MOTHERFUCKIN' HORNS.

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he probably cut them off in a show of his devotion

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There's only one of him, bro.

You can't go throwin' yourself at just any motherfucker with a painted face.

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HE IS PROBABLY THE FORERUNNER. THE MESSIAH BEFORE THE MESSIAHS. THE MESSENGER OF PROPHECY WHO COMES BEFORE TO ANNOUNCE THE COMING OF THE MESSIAHS SO THAT WE MAY PREPARE FOR THEIR GLORIOUS ARRIVAL.

Also bro don't.

MOTHERFUCKING.

Tell me.

WHAT TO MOTHERFUCKING DO.

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Oh man.

This will be bad.

Ohmygod. FFFF

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This is now my headcanon for Joker. And Homestuck. Joker is the Harbinger of your Destructio--oh wait.


You feel me? /trollface

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honk

HONK