Why So Serious, Sacrosanct?

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HEEEheeehaaaa--ha-ha-haaaaaa.

Why hello there, everyone.

Hiku here, bringing you this horrible new character. Prepare yourselves for a MYRIAD of permissions posts re: all the terrible things Joker will try to do to everyone. And rest assured I will be tagging every single post with trigger warnings because aaaaahaha, yeah.

Joker, what a card.

I apologize in advance.

SO, who wants to be harassed by a psychotic clown?

Comments

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JOKER HAS SHOWN ME THE LIGHT

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NO IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY LIGHT AND ITS BETTER THAN HIS.

[sopor_pies]

LET THE PAP SHOOSHING COMMENCE

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NO SHIT?!?!

also brb pretending to be a seagoat. BAAAAA.

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MAAAAAA MAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FUCK I ONLY MAKE SEAHORSE NOISES.


NEEIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHH MOTHERFUCKERSSS

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BITCHES LOVE SEAGOATS

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[So very proud.]

SAY. I THINK I SHOULD TEACH YOU A MAGIC TRICK OR TWO, M'BOY.

FIRST, HOW TO MAKE THIS PENCIL DISAPPEAR.

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MAGIC I LOVE MAGIC

[mirthful]

Other me, stop being stupid.

HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY MOTHERFUCKIN' HORNS.

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he probably cut them off in a show of his devotion

[mirthful]

There's only one of him, bro.

You can't go throwin' yourself at just any motherfucker with a painted face.

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HE IS PROBABLY THE FORERUNNER. THE MESSIAH BEFORE THE MESSIAHS. THE MESSENGER OF PROPHECY WHO COMES BEFORE TO ANNOUNCE THE COMING OF THE MESSIAHS SO THAT WE MAY PREPARE FOR THEIR GLORIOUS ARRIVAL.

Also bro don't.

MOTHERFUCKING.

Tell me.

WHAT TO MOTHERFUCKING DO.

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Oh man.

This will be bad.

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I finally might have an excuse to make Gamzee go sober!

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Ahaha... Could Sacrosect even handle two Soberzees? They are their own mirthful messiahs.

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afjdskljfkdlsjlfa at least mine won't be perma sober

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Related note: eventually, Joker gon' have to try some of that psychedelic pie.

Massive ultra sad bonus if Joker is immune to it and Gamzee is immune to Joker Toxin.

/cue tearful embrace and Joker calling him SON

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what if

he mixes it

with joker toxin

Ohmygod. FFFF

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This is now my headcanon for Joker. And Homestuck. Joker is the Harbinger of your Destructio--oh wait.


You feel me? /trollface

Re: Ohmygod. FFFF

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yyyyyeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss