My timing is the best timing.

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's Carolyn, bringing in my third character, Mom Lalonde from Homestuck. She's Rose's guardian and a total bit character, so if you want to see how I'll be playing her, app is here. (She's pre-scratch, so Act 6 shouldn't affect her.)

Like everyone from Homestuck, she has a text quirk, but hers is just bright pink courier. The color's pretty annoying, though, so if you want me to knock it off in a thread with you, just say so.

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[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

A mother delights in nurturing her daughter's burgeoning individualism, dear. Perhaps I shall commission a portrait to commemorate the occasion.

[roseintheshade.livejournal.com]

Nothing would please me more, but I'm fairly certain any camera would return little more than a shroud of pitch-blackness.

Oh well. It was a fine idea, if not firmly rooted in the fields of logic.

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

A portrait by a traditional artist, my heart, in oils. A keen eye and a skilled hand can render the subject truer even than life. A pity Goya is long dead.

[roseintheshade.livejournal.com]

Oh, if only you'd researched our new home a little more closely, you'd know that death is roughly equal to a nasty papercut in terms of inconvenience.

Why stop there? You could throw a fishing reel into the rift and pull out Picasso, with the proper time invested of course.

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

If Goya has been here and is thus stored in the transportalizer records, I do confess to overlooking that fact. I must be growing terribly sloppy in my old age. If this is the onset of senile dementia, you will take care of your mother, won't you, Rose dear?