My timing is the best timing.

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's Carolyn, bringing in my third character, Mom Lalonde from Homestuck. She's Rose's guardian and a total bit character, so if you want to see how I'll be playing her, app is here. (She's pre-scratch, so Act 6 shouldn't affect her.)

Like everyone from Homestuck, she has a text quirk, but hers is just bright pink courier. The color's pretty annoying, though, so if you want me to knock it off in a thread with you, just say so.

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[roseintheshade.livejournal.com]

Oh, hello mother.

Yes, I dyed my skin slate gray. What of it? It's artistic expression.

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

A mother delights in nurturing her daughter's burgeoning individualism, dear. Perhaps I shall commission a portrait to commemorate the occasion.

[roseintheshade.livejournal.com]

Nothing would please me more, but I'm fairly certain any camera would return little more than a shroud of pitch-blackness.

Oh well. It was a fine idea, if not firmly rooted in the fields of logic.

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

A portrait by a traditional artist, my heart, in oils. A keen eye and a skilled hand can render the subject truer even than life. A pity Goya is long dead.

[roseintheshade.livejournal.com]

Oh, if only you'd researched our new home a little more closely, you'd know that death is roughly equal to a nasty papercut in terms of inconvenience.

Why stop there? You could throw a fishing reel into the rift and pull out Picasso, with the proper time invested of course.

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

If Goya has been here and is thus stored in the transportalizer records, I do confess to overlooking that fact. I must be growing terribly sloppy in my old age. If this is the onset of senile dementia, you will take care of your mother, won't you, Rose dear?

[redancestor.livejournal.com]

Of course Mom gets in right as the player run bar is open.

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

Aww yeah.

Not as though she doesn't have a warehouse's worth of booze captchalogued, like Dad's pallet of shaving cream.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Point taken. Also, these two. Drinking buddies? Yes, No, Explosive?

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

All of Mom's buddies are drinking buddies, in that they have to put up with the drinking if they want to be buddies with her.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Good point.

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

But yeah, let's do a thread, possibly involving drinking on both sides.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Possibly? Joe got a bunch of beer from Camille for Halloween and there is now a bar. There will undoubtedly be drinking on both sides. Which means Joe might start singing and blow something up later.

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

Mom's more of a surgical-strike type, but she likes your spirit, kid.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

It's hard not to. His mangrit goes up by huge amounts when drunk and/or singing.

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

He's no Egbert, but then, who can be?

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

Oh too true. No one can reach the level of the only Homestuck character to actually be born.

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

Whoo Mom Lalonde! :D

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

Hello, alien child whose behavior around certain otherwise innocuous topics reminds me of the senior Strider.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

what
weve been over this
im not a furry

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

Ambrose, I am well aware your intellectual achievements begin and end with a particularly broad definition of irony, but I would have thought you'd have at least a passing familiarity with the concept of analogy.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaaaaa

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

Jade, dear. Have you misplaced your guardian?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

;o; yesssssss i have he disappeared!!!!

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

Pure carelessness, darling. Have you at least got a few rifles captchalogued?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

8C

of course!

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

Good girl.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

oh my god you're the lady davesprite got his alcoholic ectogenes from

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

My paradox son is too young to be developing his mother's bad habits.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

so awesome ;u;

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

You appear to have grown horns. It's just not done, Dave, dear.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

but baby i was born this way

go harass red dave; he's the one growing extraneous shit willy-nilly

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

With how many Striders is this station afflic--blessed?

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

ah fuck's sake why am i on hiatus

/headdesk

[paradox-grown.livejournal.com]

Mom'll still be here when your life's less crazy. Shoo.