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[johnnygat.livejournal.com]

WHY HELLO. This is Rama, and I play Vaultie- and now, Johnny Gat from the Saint's Row series, because I must secretly have a sick fetish for playing from games that have no fandoms. (BUT ARE SECRETLY AWESOME. In this game you can spray people with poop as a heavily accented woman in the background yells "SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKERS". I mean come on I know you're impressed.) ANYWAY, Johnny Gat is a no-nonsense head lieutenant of a prominent gang called the Third Street Saints, armed to the teeth with AK-47s, has frosted tips, and wears purple. He comes from a magical land where Wendy's are called Freckle Bitch's and there are mechanics called Rim Jobs. He is loud and aggressive and will fuck your shit up.

As the people who may have played the game know, it's kind of graphic, and Johnny might use certain words and terms like faggot etc that may cause some discomfort and heart palpitations. So, please comment on my hmd, send me a message, or IM me at BLUbalaclava if you'd rather not have me comment on your things. o7 Thank you!