sloooooowatus

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

(postan from iPod)

Okay so it looks like I'm gonna have to declare a slowatus, since school has seized me by the balls with a red-hot iron clamp. Prospects look like two-three days of fail. I'll try to tag what I've missed, but hrggggghhhh H8 U SCHOOL

love you guys ._.

SO I HERD U LIKE APRIL FOOLS

[ecto-biologist.livejournal.com]

So hey, guys. I know my activity with John has been kind of lacking, and we also need something big and fun after the giant Shodan/Dead Space 2-part crazytown.

And then Louise and I got to talking and I realized. "Hey, April Fool's is coming up."

So I got the greatest idea, and plan to kill two birds with one stone.

For those of you that don't know John here, April Fool's is pretty much his -big- day. He is a prankster by trade, and even stranded on a space station with tons of people, he would gather the supplies for tons of pranks. April Fool's day is his shining day. All the classics. Buckets of water on doorways (except for the trolls, can't be too culturally insensitive!) Banana peels (Armored spartans falling down all these bananas?) And all those classic pranks of yore would be staged by John - and even a Rube Goldberg machine or two!

Basically. Good-old-fashioned fun and chaos, starting first thing April 1st.

If you want your guys to get pranked, just say so - doesn't matter if John knows them, they cann just be randomly pranked (He will assume the best alias for the day, the -best-, you don't even know.) and people can clamor about ALL THESE PRANKS.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Hit me up, folks.

the pestillent plotting of purveyors both practical and ... alliterative.

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

So, in lieu of doing an action/let's be heroes log to coincide with this post, I am throwing up a Handy Dandy OOC discussion post we can figure out what went down!

So, long story short: A bunch of pretty cool dudes eh that doesn't afraid of anything decided to go blow up the THE MARKER!

In slightly more detail, they got it on a truck (can your character lift several metric tonnes/use awesome telekinesis/drive like a boss? JOB FOR THEM) strapped with several square feet of explosives (... is your character a demolitions derby waiting to happen? Ditto the job thing!) and tossed it out into space so Hypatia's defensive grid to take care of the rest of it!

Getting to the Marker will have been the important part: so was your character a member of Team HackNSlash, or did they get drafted to derp around the command tent?

The IC sign-up post is technically still open, so if you want your character in on it, just say the word.

Otherwise, any injuries you'd like them to have sustained, things you'd like to have happened, etc, can be hashed out here FOR GREATER JUSTICE! \o/ You can also use this post as a Potential grab bag for any CR-related shenanigans! - did your character trip over a necromorph and land on the Master Chief? Did the Master Chief trip over a necromorph and land on them? (... admittedly, probably slightly more dangerous than the other way around, bro weighs like a half tonne) GO FOR IT.


AND ON THIS NOTE: BITCH IS WASTED. BEACH PARTY HO.


It should be mentioned, though, that although characters are more or less back to physical/mental normality (save any lasting psychological trauma they accrued whilst being crazy), they will retain (in a completely unconscious, dormant sub-level of their brains) the knowledge of how to rebuild a Marker of their very own. BUT THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, is an adventure for another day.