COFFEE LET ME DO IT

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

OH, HELLO

The method we saw fit for Vic to drop Pyramid Head was to get shit blowed up. If you were not around for the planning of the original mini-event, the gist of it is Pyramid Head stabbed the Terminator in just the right spot (aww bb) and the latter reacted by his power core going nuclear. Happy endings for all.

We had some trouble with time line so the first and second entries relating to this event will be retconned as just now happening. The main point of all of this is RESIDENTIAL ZONE 12 IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING NUCLEAR FALL OUT, AS IN, RADIATION ALL UP IN THIS.

But most importantly, just on a smaller scale of nuclear fuck uppery. The merchant district in that area, and it's immediate surroundings, are really the only hazardous places. The zone as a whole is (mostly) alright.

In short, Pyramid Head is dead and gone. T-800 is dead and coming back all wrong. Bug the mods because this could mean more jobs if we chew their ears enough. I can only irritate them so much. 

Post here if this mini-event will effect you in some way.

NEW MEAT oh fuck

[harpocratic.livejournal.com]

OH GOD WHO LET THIS IN HERE.

Uuuh hi, this is an oc. Basically it's a 4ft tall little shadow creature thing. It's scared of p much everything ever. Since it has no name, I'll just be referring to it as 'the shadow' mm'kay.

(no subject)

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Are you ready to go?
Let's start the show
Let the energy flow
The winds of change blow
Because here's Bro
Guardian of Fire and Time;
Keeper of rhymes sublime
A ninja first and prime
Puppetmaster, beat-blaster
He's got a need for speed
He'll make the enemy bleed
So his lil brother can plant the seed
Of the next universe, that's his sacred creed
His duty, passion, and ultimate deed
But in the meantime
he's gonna bust out some rhyme
Fight some holograms across
This mythic divide
No reason to hide
Or swallow his pride
But in the time he's got to spare
You brothers beware
'cause his only care
his profession
His main digression
Is also a transgression
A feat of indiscretion
We'll call it erotic
But really it's psychotic
What is it you say?
But hold up, hey
Not my place to bray
That'd be kind of foul-play
But maybe in this feat
Of literary chromatography
I could be permitted
To say it's pornography
And have it be submitted
That his favored iconography
Involves puppets, muppets,
And the uncanny valley
So here's your finale
Into this verbal ally
Let it be my pleasure
Beyond measure and a treasure
To introduce this sultan of style
This vizier of verbiage
the icon of irony,

Bro Strider

Hold your applause.

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Okay ssrly, TL;DR - this is Bro Strider he's from that comic with the incomprehensible plot and angry gray people and he's a ninja guardian rapper who produces pornography starring muppets for (probably) ironic reasons.

also he raps.

Also he doesn't really like talking (he never speaks in the comic; rapping is implied) so uhhh his first post will probably be a log post. But he's pretty good at saving people's asses and he's used to videogames that try to kill everyone, so it's ALL GOOD.

oh yeah and this is teal.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFINALS

[zedlessusername.livejournal.com]

Humongous flake, thy name is Zero.

So guys, I don't... Really want to do this, but general real lifey things (like end of term essays and a sudden second job how did this happen???) have kind of drained the hell outta my creativity and energy, and playing in any kind of consistent way is a lot harder than usual. Coupled with some uncooperative musebitching and I've decided to drop Wasp.

It was fantastic to play him here with you guys while I did, though! And I really REALLY like you guys, so the chances of him returning or someone else showing up in the future are both pretty high. I look forward to any possible returns that will let me harass you all more kajsdkfasflk /)/////(\

Thank you for having me while you did, and keep on truckin' ♥