H-HI. I'M JAZ. aaaand I am bringing you an alien troll child by the name of Karkat Vantas, hailing from Ms Paint Adventures' "Homestuck" series. He is a gigantic dick and I'm sorry in advance for that, but also because thanks to his canon, all/any of his text entries are probably GOING TO LOOK LIKE THIS. CAPSLOCK ALWAYS AND UGLY COURIER FONT. DO YOU HATE ME YET
I figured I may as well get the warning out now. OTL
Brig again with a brand new character, the Arbiter from Halo 2 and 3. He's an 8 foot space samurai alien obsessed with honor and duty and uh his species HAD been trying to exterminate all humans from the galaxy, but he got over that and now he's a friendly. Mostly.
He's also coming in from Amat because I'm a terrible person so don't be surprised if he starts talking about magic sex island and collars.