THIS WEEK ON BAD IDEA THEATER

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

Hi guys, it's Len! You know, Nepeta/Rattmann-mun. Unfortunately for you all my impulse control is still as hideous as it was the last time I made a post like this. c:

Today I'm bringing you one Hass Harley from Homestuck. Hass is Jade's grandfather and biological father, and also kind of a massive badass. If you combined Indiana Jones, Theodore Roosevelt, Leonardo da Vinci, and then kicked it up to eleven you'd have Hass.

LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS LIKE YOU CAN'T BELIEVE. IT'S TIME TO ADVENTURE.

Comments

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

UM

I DON'T UH

UM

LOOK
I GOT A BIGGER RIFLE

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

IT'S NOT TWICE YOUR HEIGHT

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T CARRY ONE THAT'S TWICE MY HEIGHT THAT WOULD BE SILLY I COULDN'T EVEN LIFT IT OFF THE FLOOR

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM WHY DON'T YOU WORK ON THAT

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I AM IT'S JUST HARD I AM A TINY GIRL AND YOU ARE A LARGE MAN

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

YES BUT YOU'RE MY GIRL SO THIS SHOULDN'T BE SO DIFFICULT

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

BUT

WHAT IF
I
WHAT IF I HAVEN'T REACH RIFLE-HOLDING



AGE?????

8C

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

NONSENSE I WAS HANDLING MUCH MORE DEADLY EQUIPMENT AT YOUR AGE

YOU'RE FINE

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

8|!!!!!!!!!!!

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

DON'T JUST STAND THERE GIRL

USE YOUR WORDS

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO USE MY WORDS WHAT IF I WANT TO USE EMOTICONS????

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

THIS IS NOT AN ONLINE CHAT ROOM THIS IS A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR GRADNFATHER

YOU WILL USE YOUR WORDS

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

FINE

I AM MAKING THE X AND PARENTHESES FACE X(

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

GIRL I CAN SEE YOU YOU DO NOT NEED TO DESCRIBE THE FACES YOU'RE MAKING TO ME

MY VISION IS IMPAIRED NOT NONEXISTENT

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

FINE

I WILL TRY A LARGER RIFLE
JUST FOR YOU!!!!
<3333333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

AND I SUPPOSE THAT I WON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE SILLY HEARTS

JUST THIS ONCE

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

do you not like the hearts :(
i made them just for you.......

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

It's not whether or not I like them, it's about how they aren't quite appropriate for the moment.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Well I thought that since I really do love you I would just show you! Even though we were technically fighting, I didn't want to be rude or anything.

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

And while I appreciate your courtesy I think that a display of affection like a hug would be better than a few hearts. Don't you agree?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Definitely!

AND THEN THERE WERE HUGS AND LOVING REUNIONS ;o;
I am so excited Len, sooooo excite

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

Me toooooo oh my gosh you have no idea. ;A;