THIS WEEK ON BAD IDEA THEATER

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

Hi guys, it's Len! You know, Nepeta/Rattmann-mun. Unfortunately for you all my impulse control is still as hideous as it was the last time I made a post like this. c:

Today I'm bringing you one Hass Harley from Homestuck. Hass is Jade's grandfather and biological father, and also kind of a massive badass. If you combined Indiana Jones, Theodore Roosevelt, Leonardo da Vinci, and then kicked it up to eleven you'd have Hass.

LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS LIKE YOU CAN'T BELIEVE. IT'S TIME TO ADVENTURE.

Comments

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

GRANDPA

YOU'RE

ALIVE?????

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

AND ALSO MY TIME SHENANIGANS OPENED?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

UM

I DON'T UH

UM

LOOK
I GOT A BIGGER RIFLE

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

IT'S NOT TWICE YOUR HEIGHT

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T CARRY ONE THAT'S TWICE MY HEIGHT THAT WOULD BE SILLY I COULDN'T EVEN LIFT IT OFF THE FLOOR

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM WHY DON'T YOU WORK ON THAT

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I AM IT'S JUST HARD I AM A TINY GIRL AND YOU ARE A LARGE MAN

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

YES BUT YOU'RE MY GIRL SO THIS SHOULDN'T BE SO DIFFICULT

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

BUT

WHAT IF
I
WHAT IF I HAVEN'T REACH RIFLE-HOLDING



AGE?????

8C

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

NONSENSE I WAS HANDLING MUCH MORE DEADLY EQUIPMENT AT YOUR AGE

YOU'RE FINE

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

8|!!!!!!!!!!!

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

DON'T JUST STAND THERE GIRL

USE YOUR WORDS

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO USE MY WORDS WHAT IF I WANT TO USE EMOTICONS????

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

THIS IS NOT AN ONLINE CHAT ROOM THIS IS A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR GRADNFATHER

YOU WILL USE YOUR WORDS

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

FINE

I AM MAKING THE X AND PARENTHESES FACE X(

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

GIRL I CAN SEE YOU YOU DO NOT NEED TO DESCRIBE THE FACES YOU'RE MAKING TO ME

MY VISION IS IMPAIRED NOT NONEXISTENT

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

FINE

I WILL TRY A LARGER RIFLE
JUST FOR YOU!!!!
<3333333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

AND I SUPPOSE THAT I WON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE SILLY HEARTS

JUST THIS ONCE

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

do you not like the hearts :(
i made them just for you.......

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

It's not whether or not I like them, it's about how they aren't quite appropriate for the moment.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Well I thought that since I really do love you I would just show you! Even though we were technically fighting, I didn't want to be rude or anything.

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

And while I appreciate your courtesy I think that a display of affection like a hug would be better than a few hearts. Don't you agree?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Definitely!

AND THEN THERE WERE HUGS AND LOVING REUNIONS ;o;
I am so excited Len, sooooo excite

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

Me toooooo oh my gosh you have no idea. ;A;

[featheryasshole]

oh

hello mr harley

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

One of the Strider boys, eh? I've heard things about you.

[featheryasshole]

good things
right

not things that would make you not ok with me dating jade

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

I'm always constantly revising my opinions on people! Which of the two ends up being true is your choice, boy.

[featheryasshole]

well uh
it would be cool if you were cool with it
i mean



jegus youre kind of intimidating

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

Kicking Christ, it's not like I'm going to saw you in half. Show some backbone!

[featheryasshole]

i dont have a backbone
or any other bones

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

pretend you do or he will turn you away!!!!!!!!

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

And Christ never kicked a man in his life. They're figures of speech! Haven't you used them before?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

BEST GUARDIAN HOLY FUCKING SHITFUCK YES

YES

YES

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

HASS HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE GUARDIAN SINCE FOREVER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SOB SOB

HE IS HERE TO BE A BADASS

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

OH GOD

BITCHES LOVE BADASSES

EVEN ONES THAT HAVE STRANGE FUZZY GROWTHS ON THEIR FACES

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

THE MUSTACHE ONLY GIVES HIM ADDITIONAL BADASS STATS

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

why

am i on hiatus

why


we should work out headcanon at some point :|a

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

Because life hates you and wants you to suffer?

Well as you can see from anoncomm I am all about headcanon. So yes.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

:3

:3 :3 :3

NAMELY LIKE DO THESE GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER AND IF SO HOW

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

I'D ALWAYS ASSUMED SO?

Mostly because I assumed that much like Jade Hass was the reason all the guardians kind of connected and also because Hass apparently dug up Sburb so how else would they have known what they were training the kids for??? Man idk.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

NO THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE???

my headcanon was always that grandpa is the reason the guardians know each other at all

so yeah

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

OH EXCELLENT I'M STILL COHERENT

Sweet that works out well.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

SUP SIR

i hope you are not offended by outrageous hair because i am




also dating jade

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

It takes a lot more than candy-colored hair and polyamory to get me worked up! I'm sure you'll prove what sort of a boy you are to me one way or the other.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

oh
ok



just of out curiosity how do you feel about mass murder

[badassgrandpa.livejournal.com]

I'm not much of a fan, although I'll certainly withhold judgement until I've seen all sides.