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[andjane]

god do i have to do everything around here. DIBS! this rpg now belongs to RED TEAM! please renounce all other groups and change your color scheme to something warmer. all people wearing cool colors will be shot on sight.

hello my name is kiwi and i'm here to bring you PFC DICK SIMMONS from the popular webseries RED VS. BLUE. he's being taken from the end of season 8 and will be entirely canon. he's a neurotic little shit with a penchant for d&d and screaming people at randomly.

you can hit me up on aim at hiyokugetsumei if you have any questions or plot ideas or anything. it's nice to meet you all.

Comments

[andjane]

your icons are bringing me a great amount of pain rn.

stalkers... oh god f-lock everything.

WELL FUCK simmons will just have to rage at him until he remembers. or until he stops caring. probably option b.

[articletwelve]

i need more terrible ooc icons. tumblr only provides so much.

NO DON'T everyone should see that beauty. the beauty that is simmons.

...Yeah I'm gonna go with option B. And Wash can think he's crazy all the while. SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

[andjane]

go forth and make your own terrible with my blessing.

the beauty that is simmons.... is this a crappy grif/simmons fic suddenly...

option b it is. i think simmons might have to knock his teeth out. with his robot fist. but it'll be smooth sailing from there.

[articletwelve]

why thank you.

...no man i think there are more than enough of those around. way more than enough.

PLEASE. as if he'd let you get that close. he owes you a bullet, he let you off way too easy last time.

[andjane]

at least 2 billion on the slash comm alone. its like hell on earth.

GOOD LUCK KILLING A CYBORG YOU... wait you killed lopez. godfuckingdamnit nevermind stay away you unstable prick.

[articletwelve]

here i'll pass the brain bleach.

YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. and he's perfectly stable. everyone else has problems. really.

[andjane]

oh thank you kind miss...

right. sure. ok. we all believe him. totally.

[articletwelve]

anything to help that terrible problem.

yes. you should. for your own safety. :)

[andjane]

.... inches...away....

[articletwelve]

NO COME BACK HE JUST WANTS TO

...

no he probably just wants to hurt you. keep going.

[andjane]

yeah simmons is just going to stay on the other side of town screw this. he doesn't even have the rest of his team here.

[articletwelve]

oh don't worry i'm sure iowa will protect him.

[andjane]

that's


really not very comforting at all.

[articletwelve]

JUST AS PLANNED