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[andjane]

god do i have to do everything around here. DIBS! this rpg now belongs to RED TEAM! please renounce all other groups and change your color scheme to something warmer. all people wearing cool colors will be shot on sight.

hello my name is kiwi and i'm here to bring you PFC DICK SIMMONS from the popular webseries RED VS. BLUE. he's being taken from the end of season 8 and will be entirely canon. he's a neurotic little shit with a penchant for d&d and screaming people at randomly.

you can hit me up on aim at hiyokugetsumei if you have any questions or plot ideas or anything. it's nice to meet you all.

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[edgeoflucidity]

...

Awesome. Hiya. I'm Dragon. I play Washington and Epsilon here. AUed, so they will have no idea who Simmons is really.

[andjane]

hello there dragon it is nice to meet you.

then your wash and epsilon are in for a surprise when simmons screams at them for killing donut. this'll be fun.

[hopediesalone]

HELLO I'm Zero and I play this robotic misanthropist pile of trauma with a primarily red color scheme

fuck yeah simmons

[andjane]

protoman is extremely welcome on red team. extremely.

IT IS GOOD TO MEET YOU ZERO.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

but jade loves blue D:

Hi! I'm Man-D, and I play Jade Harley from Homestuck (this journal) and Foxface from The Hunger Games (slyfive). Foxface likes red, her hair's like a firecracker. But Jade is not changing her shirt thank you.

[andjane]

she better learn to hate it fast then!!

hello man-d! i don't know either canon but it's nice to meet you! foxface is welcome to hang with red team but i'm afraid jade better learn to catch bullets with her teeth.

[not-aquaman.livejournal.com]

HI KIWI!

I'm Lisa, and I play this guy here, who can only be described as a "raging douchebag." You can call him Nathan too, I guess. I'M SURE HE AND SIMMONS WILL GET ALONG FAMOUSLY

(Also, dick jokes abound!)

[andjane]

ALRIGHT RAGING DOUCHEBAGS UNITE!!!! hello nathan it's nice to meet you. I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS.

[please, please call him dick as often as you can. please.]

[a_perfect_end]

No way, dude. Team Yellow is the best team.

scree hi don't mind Clu here, he has no idea what's going on~

Hello and welcome!

[andjane]

dude, yellow is part of red team. it's a warm color!

shut up clu go back to crying after your user and getting creeped on by jarvis you weirdo.

hi and thank you!

[stompitdead.livejournal.com]

join my D&D group simmons

[andjane]

oh my god



can he


can he really

[articletwelve]

SIMMOOONS YES ahhh i'm so excited i love your simmons.

Hello. c: I'm Larissa and I play Agent Washingtub here /o/ He will be none too pleased to see more of these sim soldiers. Please feel free to ruin his life.

[andjane]

o-oh you've heard of him...

HELLO THERE LARISSA and...hi... wash.... simmons will be more than happy to ruin his life. come here, assface, we need to have some words...

[withanokka.livejournal.com]

BUT BLUE MATCHES MY EYES

[andjane]

THEN REMOVE YOUR EYES. GLORY TO THE RED TEAM.

[alaspooryork]

But what if I'm green??

Hi, I'm Anarin, your resident Delta (as well as Emile from Halo: Reach and Nightcrawler from X-Men: Evolution). WELCOME RED TEAM~!

[andjane]

you're still SOL get more yellow or get the hell out!

hello anarin! it's nice to see delta! and emile, for that matter. YES, WELCOME THE RED TEAM. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR UNTOLD AWESOME. thank you for the warm welcome.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

red is the best color ok


so hey

hey

i know this chick she's got blue blood
i say its blasphemy


(hi im teal i play this asshole and SHODAN and some oc named alex)

[andjane]

red is the most awesome color in the universe its true.



blue blood?! what kind of crazy is that. point her out, we'll knock the blue right out of her!!!

[hello teal. it is very cool to hear someone plays SHODAN anywhere. it is nice to meet you.]

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

OKAY LJ ate my first bazillion attempts to post, but HELLO AND WELCOME.

[andjane]

OH GOD IT'S LEONIDAS GET IN THE FUCKING CAR- oh wait its a freelancer who cares.

no i'm kidding hello york!!!! thank you for the welcome!

[mymothersshadow.livejournal.com]

No. >:(

Hi.

[andjane]

you can only stay blue if simmons gets to stare at you.

a lot.

hello.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

FUCK
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO CALL DIBS
WHATEVER I WAS HERE FIRST

My name is Surge and I play this bitch and her hideous alien kid. Also a bunch of other people.

[andjane]

YOU HAVE TO CALL DIBS FOR IT TO COUNT WE ALREADY WENT OVER THE DIBS RULES

hello surge!! it will be very odd to see tucker as a lady but simmons will get over it.

[circuitry]

R3D 1S TH3 B3ST
4ND 1T T4ST3S TH3 B3ST!!! >8D

hi my name is Liana and I play this thirteen year old girl who was totally a member of a Red Team back home

If you have any problem with trolltext, just drop me a line here!

god i love simmons ♥ ♥ ♥

[andjane]

RED IS THE BEST THANK YOU FOR AGREEING YOUNG MISS. WHEN THE BLUE PURGE COMES, YOU SHALL BE SPARED.

faaaaantastic. all members of Red Team shall unite and eliminate the vile Blues.

i have no issues with your courier font. i do not always understand it but it does not offend me.

o-oh he feels so welcome... ♥