The Dave-formerly-known-as-Sprite's "Normalcy Party" Infodump and Planning Post

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Hello, Sacrosanct!

As I am sure you are all aware, Davesprite has recently undergone some changes, which is a big deal for him. I didn't really plan it out ahead of time, but as it played out, certain parties are planning a party for his newly-minted Daveness, including food, beverages, and loads of fun.

The invited parties are: Bro, all Daves, John, Jade, Joan, Jaedri, Roheze, Sollux, Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, both Gamzees, Feferi, Marj, Camille, Convoy, Cindy, Eleanor

Absolutely NOT invited: Jack Noir, Eridan, any crazy AIs

Nepeta has made the invitations, so...you can imagine how adorable they look! Said invitations are being sent via robot courier, which is convenient because if you have a character who would hijack an invitation-bearing robot, then they can completely party-crash. (Post below if this is the case, just so everybody knows, okay? :D )

Feel free to have characters RSVP via the network, if you want!

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Gon' revengekill your moirail broseph

Unheroically and uncorruptedly

With my bare hands and maybe some cake for the irony value idk

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Technically this is possible because there will be a giant davecake which will have solid internal structure to support it. Not completely unsuitable for bludgeoning!

Of course then some people might become upset with the demise of the cake...

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

C-cakebeatings

I

I can't

Vriska will be living the dream

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I can't decide if Marjorie would support this endeavor because it's awesome, or punch Vriska in the face right then and there to avenge her ruined cake.

Either way, it's bound to be an amazing party.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Welp.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

HAHA I WAS JUST KIDDING, OBVS

HAHA

HA

Make sure he doesn't bring weapons to the party ok
Not cool showing up armed
Just saying

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

See here is what I read
My name is Vriska Serket and I am inviting you, Kanaya Maryam, to engage in tag team platonic hate beatings

DID I GET THAT RIGHT?
I THINK I DID

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

OMG YES PLS
KANAYA KANAYA YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BISECT HIM AGAIN AND WE CAN DO PUPPETSHOWS WITH THE TWO HALVES OF HIS BODY
IT'LL BE IRONIC
ORANGE DAVE TOTALLY FUCKING LOVES PUPPETS AND IRONY

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

But can we stop for light snacks?
Like
from his neck

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