The Dave-formerly-known-as-Sprite's "Normalcy Party" Infodump and Planning Post

[inkstolen.livejournal.com]

Hello, Sacrosanct!

As I am sure you are all aware, Davesprite has recently undergone some changes, which is a big deal for him. I didn't really plan it out ahead of time, but as it played out, certain parties are planning a party for his newly-minted Daveness, including food, beverages, and loads of fun.

The invited parties are: Bro, all Daves, John, Jade, Joan, Jaedri, Roheze, Sollux, Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, both Gamzees, Feferi, Marj, Camille, Convoy, Cindy, Eleanor

Absolutely NOT invited: Jack Noir, Eridan, any crazy AIs

Nepeta has made the invitations, so...you can imagine how adorable they look! Said invitations are being sent via robot courier, which is convenient because if you have a character who would hijack an invitation-bearing robot, then they can completely party-crash. (Post below if this is the case, just so everybody knows, okay? :D )

Feel free to have characters RSVP via the network, if you want!

Comments

[featheryasshole]

fuck yes

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[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Hey so I heard that um Dave like totally wouldn't want Sollux to come, actually, because Sollux is kind of a huge bone bulge and everybody hates him especially Dave and so it'd probably be best if you just uninvited that humongous douchebag okay right thanks ::::I

 

 

 

MEANING FUCK YEAH PARTYAN~ :V

[inkstolen.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry Vriska that is just not how it works are parties. However, if it is any consolation, there will be little cupcakes done with little troll-faces on them, and when you find one looks like Sollux, you can bite his face in half and no one will object.

So there's that.




YAY PARTYAN TIEM~

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

What if one of the not invited is brought along by someone who was invited?

Theoretically speaking.

[featheryasshole]

Dave won't throw a fit about it (as he doesn't know about Eridan's recent activities), but some of the other guests might.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Gon' revengekill your moirail broseph

Unheroically and uncorruptedly

With my bare hands and maybe some cake for the irony value idk

[inkstolen.livejournal.com]

Technically this is possible because there will be a giant davecake which will have solid internal structure to support it. Not completely unsuitable for bludgeoning!

Of course then some people might become upset with the demise of the cake...

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

C-cakebeatings

I

I can't

Vriska will be living the dream

[inkstolen.livejournal.com]

I can't decide if Marjorie would support this endeavor because it's awesome, or punch Vriska in the face right then and there to avenge her ruined cake.

Either way, it's bound to be an amazing party.

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

Welp.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

HAHA I WAS JUST KIDDING, OBVS

HAHA

HA

Make sure he doesn't bring weapons to the party ok
Not cool showing up armed
Just saying

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

See here is what I read
My name is Vriska Serket and I am inviting you, Kanaya Maryam, to engage in tag team platonic hate beatings

DID I GET THAT RIGHT?
I THINK I DID

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

OMG YES PLS
KANAYA KANAYA YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BISECT HIM AGAIN AND WE CAN DO PUPPETSHOWS WITH THE TWO HALVES OF HIS BODY
IT'LL BE IRONIC
ORANGE DAVE TOTALLY FUCKING LOVES PUPPETS AND IRONY

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

But can we stop for light snacks?
Like
from his neck

<:

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Bro will invite Kaylee along prolly too :3

[inkstolen.livejournal.com]

Excellent! The more the merrier~

[shipper]

You no longer have to exhaust yourself imagining those glorious invitations. MADE WITH LOVE AND ENTHUSIASM, JUST FOR ALL YOU GUYS.

[inkstolen.livejournal.com]

Best invitation pawssible.

[shipper]

She busts out the quality for her furiends, man.

[inkstolen.livejournal.com]

The little curly clouds are the best part.

[shipper]

100% accurate, ok.

[featheryasshole]

That is so beautiful. SO BEAUTIFUL.

[shipper]

ALL FOR YOU, DARLING.

Also Nepeta got put in charge of decorations so there's probably a similar giant banner somewhere in the actual party.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

yessssss A PARTY jade loooooves -- Jade has never been to a party! 8D;

She will be forcibly dragging pink Dave to the social gathering. '^' SOCIALIZATION, BRO.

[inkstolen.livejournal.com]

Oh Jade. Marj likes you more and more.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Oh sweeeeet. B]

PinkDave will come, Jade's gonna make him. He'll just have an awesome hat on or something. And frown at the whole 'normalcy' thing, but don't mind him, he's just kind of like that.

[alohac.livejournal.com]

But you are normal. :C

IF I HAD A SADFACE ON THIS JOURNAL I WOULD USE IT
JUST IMAGINE, OKAY
IMAGINE THAT THIS IS JADE AND SHE IS SAYING YOU ARE NORMAL WITH "sadface III: just plain pathetic" AS THE ICON

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

CRAP THAT IS THE SADDEST OF THE SADFACES 8C

But he's not normal, Jade, normal people only have two arms. ...usually?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT 8C

You are normal to her. :')

[sopor_pies]

Can.

Can Gamzee bring pies.

[featheryasshole]

He totally can. Because slime is just what this party needs to become even more awesome.

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

Oh.

I'm not invited.

Oh.

Okay.

/goes to sit in the corner

[featheryasshole]

Sorry, Equius, Dave just doesn't like you.

Buuuut I think it's plausible to say that Nepeta could make an extra invite for her 'rail.

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

Lol it's whatever you want, your character's party and all.

[featheryasshole]

Well, it's not exactly serious business. The invitations are just a list of who Dave EXPECTS to show up. In truth, it's totally open for everyone who wants to come.

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

Then he will tag along because of Nepeta, because for some reason he just doesn't like when she hangs out with you, orange Dave. >|

[ghostythespian.livejournal.com]

oh fuck yes she's invited

CAN SHE DRAG PROTOMAN NIICHAN ALONG SHE NEEDS A DATE

[featheryasshole]

OF COURSE

EVERYONE IS WELCOME

by which i mean Davesprite will grump forever about his party getting totally out of control sob

[hopediesalone]

He will make this face forever

[ghostythespian.livejournal.com]

But in a party hat.

[hopediesalone]

he is like jack when it comes to stupid hats

no

[ghostythespian.livejournal.com]

Yes.