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[magebind.livejournal.com]

H-HI I'm bringing in Ketojan, from Dragon Age 2. He communicates primarily through growling/body language, has been horribly abused and more or less brainwashed by a philosophy into thinking he's a weapon rather than a person, aaand he's also something like 7 feet tall and covered in chains. He's kind of bad at thinking/acting like a free individual at this point, so apologizes for any future derp on his part.

For canonmates, it's worth mentioning that Ketojan is AU'd. Explanations and minor spoilers in white, behind the cut!
[spoilers]Rather than immolating himself at the end of Shepherding Wolves, Ketojan has joined Hawke as a companion, more or less appointing the Champion his basvaarad and the other companions his stand-in karataam.[/spoilers]

He's from between Acts 2 and 3 and u-uh I GUESS THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW 8D?

OH UH he's not going to be very big on using the wearables for quite some time, or at least until someone in a position of authority tells him it's k, so does... anyone want to have a log run-in with a huge growling manbeast? He might try to follow people home ._.

Comments

[illiterage.livejournal.com]

You and your made up words will all those unnecessary As can get right the fuck out.

[magebind.livejournal.com]

are you my master basvaarad now

[illiterage.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOO

/runs away crying

[wilywilyways.livejournal.com]

I'm not even going to pretend that I didn't have to muffle my overjoyed squeals when I saw Ketojan on the app page. Hello I'm taking a break from my damned project


AND I FEEL IT IS MY DUTY AS HAWKE'S HANDLER to warn you that she will refuse to call him by the name that old bat Petrice gave him.

How does he feel about... Smiles?

[magebind.livejournal.com]

HE'LL LITERALLY ANSWER TO ANYTHING. Ketojan, Saarebas, Smiles, Cookie--s'aaall good

although sob he's going to be so confused by female!Hawke

didn't you have a beard

[wilywilyways.livejournal.com]

PICKLES IT IS.

Femhawke hopes Pickles will be able to look past her exquisitely feminine appearance and see her for the ~CHAMPION SHE IS~... though she's not a mage-hatey mage either so there's that. Confusion, everywhere. :'D

[double_discs]

[rrr~

Hi. We will get along fantastically. Can I take you home to my master so he can have another loyal servant--I mean, bodyguard?]

[magebind.livejournal.com]

[ Rrrrrrgh.

Depends--does Clu mind his enemies being set on fire? ]

[double_discs]

[As long as it's not Flynn, it's perfect.]

[theuserabides]

WORST PLAN

And by "worst," I mean "best."

[double_discs]

:D

[survivethesiren]

Oooh yaay! Welcome!!

Gem will just... :| at him some.

[magebind.livejournal.com]

I hope she doesn't mind getting :|'d at right back, see how, eheh, that's kind of the only expression he's capable of making.

[survivethesiren]

Nope! She's sadly very used to it.

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

LET HER BE YOUR NOT!MOM OH MY GOD

[magebind.livejournal.com]

;A; Kanaya be my mom

/TWICE HER SIZE AND PROBABLY FOUR TIMES HER WEIGHT

I am all UP on that intro log YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

/MOTHERS FOREVER AND EVER
/GIVES NO FUCKS ABOUT SIZE AND WEIGHT

[shipper]

THIS SOUND LIKE YET ANOTHER PERSON NEPETA SHOULD MEET

SHE ALWAYS HAS THE BEST LUCK WITH PEOPLE WHO COULD BREAK HER IN HALF

[magebind.livejournal.com]

>grey
>horns

ART THOU QUNARI

[shipper]

NOPE MY NAME IS NEPETA WOULD YOU LIKE A HUG 8DD

[recompiling]

You need more body language program bros, right?

Seriously Anon's probably going to think he's a program from some horribly antiquated system and try to befriend him.

[magebind.livejournal.com]

>horribly antiquated

AT LEAST HE'D BE RIGHT ABOUT THAT PART?

[gweatntewwible.livejournal.com]

((((((((((:

Avery would probably shit his pants if confronted by a huge growling manbeast. So obviously that should happen.

[magebind.livejournal.com]

I'VE GOT AN OPEN LOG UP :D?

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

Welcome! :D My name is Iddy and I'm a complete newbie too. And Ketojan sounds really interesting, so brb hitting up his intro right now asdfsjdfk.