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H-HI I'm bringing in Ketojan, from Dragon Age 2. He communicates primarily through growling/body language, has been horribly abused and more or less brainwashed by a philosophy into thinking he's a weapon rather than a person, aaand he's also something like 7 feet tall and covered in chains. He's kind of bad at thinking/acting like a free individual at this point, so apologizes for any future derp on his part.

For canonmates, it's worth mentioning that Ketojan is AU'd. Explanations and minor spoilers in white, behind the cut!
[spoilers]Rather than immolating himself at the end of Shepherding Wolves, Ketojan has joined Hawke as a companion, more or less appointing the Champion his basvaarad and the other companions his stand-in karataam.[/spoilers]

He's from between Acts 2 and 3 and u-uh I GUESS THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW 8D?

OH UH he's not going to be very big on using the wearables for quite some time, or at least until someone in a position of authority tells him it's k, so does... anyone want to have a log run-in with a huge growling manbeast? ~~He might try to follow people home ._.~~

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You and your made up words will all those unnecessary As can get right the fuck out.

are you my ~~master~~ basvaarad now

NOOOOOOOOOO

/runs away crying

:c mrrrrrrgh

/WAITS FOR FOREVER

If you need me, I'll be in my beanbags.

I'm not even going to pretend that I didn't have to muffle my overjoyed squeals when I saw Ketojan on the app page. ~~Hello I'm taking a break from my damned project~~

AND I FEEL IT IS MY DUTY AS HAWKE'S HANDLER to warn you that she will refuse to call him by the name that old bat Petrice gave him.

How does he feel about... Smiles?

HE'LL LITERALLY ANSWER TO ANYTHING. Ketojan, Saarebas, Smiles, Cookie--s'aaall good

although sob he's going to be so confused by female!Hawke

didn't you have a beard

imagine if Fenris got startled in his beanbag pile

claws tearing into everything

those stupid little foam pellets goddamn everywhere

[rrr~

Hi. We will get along fantastically. ~~Can I take you home to my master so he can have another loyal servant--I mean, bodyguard?~~]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySwYPoY8e7A

FENRIS STOP EATING THE PELLETS

Edited 2011-05-05 01:15 (UTC)

PICKLES IT IS.

Femhawke hopes Pickles will be able to look past her exquisitely feminine appearance and see her for the ~CHAMPION SHE IS~... though she's not a mage-hatey mage either so there's that. Confusion, everywhere. :'D

*SQUEAL*

WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY A MAGE SUPPORTER

rivalry +15

Bro, your companions are kinda dumb.

WELL WEREN'T YOU A PILE OF ASH THE LAST TIME WE MET

GOOD JOB WITH THAT, BY THE WAY

WE MADE SMORES

Oooh yaay! Welcome!!

Gem will just... :| at him some.

Rrrrrgh. :'c

You are speaking to the same Hawke who stood in her mansion and had a swell time happily barking at her bestest puppy. RUFF RUFF

(she can deal)

[ Rrrrrrgh.

~~Depends--does Clu mind his enemies being set on fire?~~ ]

Everyone's IQ drops around the dog. It r fact.

~~SO CAN I PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY IMPLY YOU SHOULD INTRO FASTER NOW~~

Pickles nooooo don't look at me like that...

Gasp! ... but is that why he keeps beating Anders at cards or does he just suck that badly. HMM.

~~BELIEVE YOU ME I AM JONESING TO LIKE NOTHING ELSE BUT I HAVE 2/4 OF AN ART FINAL TO FINISH AND THEN I AM FREEEE, FREEEEEEEEE TO POST ;___;~~

EDIT: Herp forgot to say. INTRO SHOULD BE UP TOMORROW. :|b

Edited 2011-05-05 01:59 (UTC)

[As long as it's not Flynn, it's perfect.]

I hope she doesn't mind getting :|'d at right back, see how, eheh, that's kind of the only expression he's capable of making.

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