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Hey guys, Siri here, bringing you someone who doesn't glow at all.

No, really. I swear.

This is Stephen Hart, from a TV show called Primeval. More details are in his app, but the tl;dr version of the show is pretty much "A Ragtag Bunch of Misfits Hunt Dinosaurs". Stephen's theoretically the lab technician for the main character, but he's really more like the guy on the team who does All The Things, All Of Them. He's a bitchface virtuoso, his fashion sense is basically nonexistent, and he's pretty good with an assault rifle--which is really quite a feat when you're English (what with those pesky firearms restrictions and all).

Oh, and he happens to look a lot like one of those glowy computer people… but minor detail, right?

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but with a face like that?
yeah he's just asking for a hug

Abraxas. No, bad virus, no cookie.

but. but... jaleeeeeeeen
/whines

Play nice with the Users.

i wasn't corrupted to play nice. that's your job

Precisely. It's my job to make sure everyone plays nice, including you.

YOU ARE SO LUCKY I LISTEN TO YOU MORE THAN CLU
SO. LUCKY

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OH GOSH IT'S LIKE HAVING A CONSCIENCE THAT NEVER GOES AWAY
DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK

What look? :3

/throws hands up in the air
/screams
/gives up

Nooooo. No, really, he's just fine not getting hugged.

everyone loves abraxas hugs. EVERYONE

... that's not what the other glowy people say.

they're lying so they can keep all the hugs to themselves

o rly. because the green one was pretty vehement about the hugging being more like badtouching.

he's a liar. that was his job. lying

at least I could see his face--and he didn't have a poncho-thing on.

you don't want to see this face man
and shut up or i will put you in this poncho-thing and make you model it in public

no, really, he's curious now. what with the whole darth-vader helmet and all.

and you could try. :3

no. go talk to jalen about it

fighting dinosaurs does not prepare you for fighting viruses. you will wear it and you will like it

he would really rather not talk to jalen. about anything. ever. (WHY DOES HE HAVE STEPHEN'S FACE IT'S SO BIZARRE)

no, he won't. neither of those things are going to happen. besides, it won't glow if stephen's wearing it.

TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH

why must you crush my dreams so

BULLSHIT.

because your voice is funny and you keep creeping on me.

TRIPLETS

that's not a good reason at all