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Hey guys, Siri here, bringing you someone who doesn't glow at all.

No, really. I swear.

This is Stephen Hart, from a TV show called Primeval. More details are in his app, but the tl;dr version of the show is pretty much "A Ragtag Bunch of Misfits Hunt Dinosaurs". Stephen's theoretically the lab technician for the main character, but he's really more like the guy on the team who does All The Things, All Of Them. He's a bitchface virtuoso, his fashion sense is basically nonexistent, and he's pretty good with an assault rifle--which is really quite a feat when you're English (what with those pesky firearms restrictions and all).

Oh, and he happens to look a lot like one of those glowy computer people… but minor detail, right?

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he's a liar. that was his job. lying

at least I could see his face--and he didn't have a poncho-thing on.

you don't want to see this face man
and shut up or i will put you in this poncho-thing and make you model it in public

no, really, he's curious now. what with the whole darth-vader helmet and all.

and you could try. :3

no. go talk to jalen about it

fighting dinosaurs does not prepare you for fighting viruses. you will wear it and you will like it

he would really rather not talk to jalen. about anything. ever. (WHY DOES HE HAVE STEPHEN'S FACE IT'S SO BIZARRE)

no, he won't. neither of those things are going to happen. besides, it won't glow if stephen's wearing it.

TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH

why must you crush my dreams so

BULLSHIT.

because your voice is funny and you keep creeping on me.

TRIPLETS

that's not a good reason at all

--WAIT WHO'S THE THIRD ONE.

no it's an amazing reason. especially the creeping part.

IT'S LIKE A MYSTERY

well there would be creepering with this guy, but he's got no reason, aside from "i like you accent"

DAMMIT, NOT ANOTHER MYSTERY.

... hey, seems like a legit reason to me. :\a

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. BLACK AND YELLOW

well there can always be creeperings from both. one for reasons of must hug, and one for oh hey your voice is sexy and reminds me of home. you be british and i'll be from tarn which is basically like the cybertronian britan, and i'll just sit here and listen to you talk

BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW--wait, stephen's from 2007, he doesn't know that song.

stephen's already collecting creepers and he hasn't even been introduced in-game yet. what is his life. (and they're all brightly colored, sob why.) but yes, there can be mutually-pseudo-British conversations and it'll be great. :3

STEPHEN YOUR LIFE IS A HOLLOW VOID MISSING SUCH GREAT MUSIC

bright colours are the best that's why. and there will be so much british that the station will explode

HOW DARE YOU DIE BEFORE LISTENING TO THAT PINNACLE OF HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT, STEPHEN. HOW VERY DARE YOU.

but bright colors are usually a warning sign (STEPHEN HAS A ZOOLOGY DEGREE HE KNOWS THESE THINGS). and between them and connor, there will be enough british for the entire station forever.

EXACTLY. THAT SHOULD BE A CRIME

well crap that is true. yellow is deadly virus. and purple is radioactive. fffffffffffff, THEY ARE SO EASY TO READ. can there ever be enough british? can there

I KNOW RIGHT. SEE WHAT YOU'VE MISSED OUT ON, STEPHEN?

see? stephen's a smart guy--aaaaaand they're both easy to read. whatever, the radioactive one sounds like he's english too. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

well, no, since we need cutter to be hyper-scottish at everyone. AFTER THAT, THOUGH.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DYING

nothing could possibly go wrong with a radioactive english guy! it's okay he promises to not give anyone cancer, or accidentally microwave their hearts.

heck yeah we need some scottish up in here. or at least some irish.

SO INCONSIDERATE. REALLY.

oh. well. in that case, he feels better already.

this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtmTXvm1o3Q) is what cutter sounds like (... spoilers for S2 of Primeval, if you care). HE IS THE MOST SCOTTISH. and yesssssss needs moar irish people. and scottish people.

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